#NaughtyMommy Happenings - Coitus Interruptus

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Earlier today my husband and I were doing, um, husband and wife things.  The awesome kind that makes you cry afterwards.  Before you start getting weird, the door was locked and the kids were watching a movie. 

Anyways, we hear the door handle jiggle, and yelled the standard "Go watch your movie, please".  A couple of minutes later Tucker, our two-year-old, starts crying.  We get a knock on the door this time.  "Go watch your movie, please!"  This time we hear Anika, the 3 1/2-year-old, "But Mommy, Tucker pooped."  "I'll change his diaper in just a minute, go watch your movie."

"But Mommy, Tucker pooped on his sheet!" 

Ugh.  Kids are so gross.  Brian is a knight in shining armor and told me to just stay there and relax and he would go clean it up.  Listening to their conversations are soooo funny.  "Where is it?"  "On his sheet.  I cleaned it up."  Yikes, Anika decided to pick up the poop herself.  "Where did you put it?"  Here is the best part:

"I picked it up with toiwet paper and put it in the toiwet, Daddy."  And she actually did!  She is officially my new favorite person ever....hahahahahaha!

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