#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard
Randombling: A 5 minute long unedited random stream of consciousness produced by a nerd for nerds.
#nowplaying: Food Innuendo Guy - Adam Sandler
Okay, wait, give me a second, I have a total Adam Sandler boner. Aaaaaah...love his ridiculous albums, they make my life. Like for reals and reals.
Here is my brain: 
Not even joking, I feel so terarded right now. I switched my photography hosting site (the one I was using before was crazy expensive and NOT at all good for what I'm trying to do with my business), and I discovered that I can host my entire website through the new one, not just photosharing and ordering. Yay team. But damn it, I just completely rebuilt my website 6 months ago. Okay, and I'm not not not not not to the extreme not a tech nerd. I am a tech tard, kinda. Not really, but it's the hubbard that is the tech genius in this house. I am just the personality. Anyways, I am all about doing all of this kind of thing myself, and I don't want to give up control over things like my site, so I muck through it. And I'm not like writing code or any crap like that, I'm using Flash. Not a big deal. To you, maybe. Boo.
So I'm redoing, my brain has melted, and I'm not quite done yet. Just a little bit to go, but I'll get there, and then I can say I did it all by myself again. But until then I'm just going to have to deal with the bloodshot eyes and bruised forehead from banging it against my desk. I'm so super weird, I swear - build a drag and drop website, no thanks, that's too hard. Write a 20 page thesis on parasite and parasitoids in the Andes with an empahsis on Geometrids and Hymenoptera, sure, no worries! Sounds fun!
Whatever, weird ass. So anyways, here's my funny story for the day. My neighbor has this big dumb juniper-style tree (some sort of crappy evergreen bushy thing) in their front yard. There are always hundreds of little sparrows in there (it's right outside their window, how do they hang with that?). Right as I pulled into my driveway today, I saw a big commotion over there, and saw a big bird fly in there, and a ton of sparrows fly out all freaked out. I figured it was a pigeon (those suckas are mean), but after a big struggle, a hawk flies out and lands in front of their house. With a sparrow in it's clutches! Working on the kill! YES!!! Definition of amazeballs, I swear. I sprinted into the house, grabbed the zoom lens (with three kids in the car because I'm a good mom, but whatevs), and headed back outside to get the awesomeness on camera. Right as I was clicking the lens onto my camera, my dumbass cat thought he was superman and tried to catch the hawk. Can't say I blame him, it looked like an easy double meal, but my cat has never killed anything in his life. Well, except my dreams of owning a normal cat. Shot = missed. Welp, my five minutes are up!
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Saturday, January 22, 2011 at 11:53AM
Earlier today my husband and I were doing, um, husband and wife things. The awesome kind that makes you cry afterwards. Before you start getting weird, the door was locked and the kids were watching a movie. 
