Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Success is not so much what we have as it is what we are.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris makes Weebles fall down.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Stay the course, light a star,
Change the world where'er you are.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of the Elements. But he does believe in the element of.... Surprise.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

If you want to succeed in the world must make your own opportunities as you go on. The man who waits for some seventh wave to toss him on dry land will find that the seventh wave is a long time a coming. You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the roadside until some one comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris’ keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

Oh yeah and in fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.

Oh yeah and even a broken clock is right twice a day unless Chuck Norris breaks it - then it's wrong no matter what time it is.