Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't cut grass, he stares at his lawn and dares it to grow.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Without a firm idea of himself and the purpose of his life, man cannot live, and would sooner destroy himself than remain on earth, even if he was surrounded by bread.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

How soon "not now" becomes "never."

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. 

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned because the sun wouldn't dare.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Fight one more round. When your arms are so tired that you can hardly lift your hands to come on guard, fight one more round. When your nose is bleeding and your eyes are black and you are so tired that you wish your opponent would crack you one on the jaw and put you to sleep, fight one more round - remembering that the man who always fights one more round is never whipped. 

Oh yeah and the chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.