Stay the course, light a star,
Change the world where'er you are.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of the Elements. But he does believe in the element of.... Surprise.
When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once wrote a horoscope, all it said was "pain for everyone."
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't eat ice cream, he makes ice scream.
If you want to succeed in the world must make your own opportunities as you go on. The man who waits for some seventh wave to toss him on dry land will find that the seventh wave is a long time a coming. You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the roadside until some one comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris’ keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
He who throws dirt loses ground.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 7:44PM