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Tuesday
Nov232010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

Oh yeah and according to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ‘Trail of Tears’ has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.

Monday
Nov222010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act. 

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell ‘What The Hell was That?’

Saturday
Nov202010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is ‘his’ way.

Wednesday
Nov172010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can taste lies.

 

Friday
Nov122010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes.

Oh yeah and whoever said ‘only the good die young’ was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class.