We live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality. We are that reality. When you understand this, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything. That is all.
Oh yeah and with the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point.
Oh yeah and the Sherman tank was originally called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn’t tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.
How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'.
Oh yeah and Jesus turned water into wine, but Chuck Norris turned wine into beer. Thank you Chuck Norris.
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig’s blood.
Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 6:16PM