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When the Pope dies is he being promoted or fired??

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Oprah says 40 is the new 20 ... In a related story, nipples are the new belly buttons.

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if a friend tells you a secret and says "not to tell a soul," does that mean you can tell a ginger?

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Has anyone "talked to the hand" lately? I'm starting to get worried.

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So an SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, ...

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