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The man who invented the CD has died. He'll be buried underneath your passenger seat next to a napkin and six or seven old French fries.

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Hey Planet, its your earthday. We gon' party like its your earthday. We gon' drink Bacardi like its your earthday...

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Can we stop ganging up on 13 year-old Rebecca Black for making crappy music and start ganging up on 36 year-old Will.i.am?

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If tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie??

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Mel Gibson, Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are showing up.

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