#WTF: Shhhhh, there is a boy in my bed right now ...

HAHAHA!! omg, what a crazy little night (so what else is new). First off, thanks so so so so so so SO much everyone for tuning into the livestream. Like seriously man, you guys make my LIFE!!! That room was PACKED and we're only in week 2!!! Good job nerderinos!! Keep it up!!! 

So, what's a girl to do after she's spent an hour talking about sex? Hopefully have some!! Well technically speaking, this date had been planned for weeks - but you get my jist. Remember Cute Boy Chicago? The duderino I had a semi-epic adventure with my last night in Chicago?? WELL, he just so happened to actually not be from Chicago, but from DC - AND DC was on my list of cities that I had been traveling to in the last month, so after we had for reals the hottest sex ever, we agreed to meet up again. 

Come to find out the one weekend I was going to be in DC he was actually going to be in LA (where he was born) for a friend's wedding. Like crazy right? SOOOOOOO!!! We agreed to meet up last night, the last night he is in town, and I dunno ... have fun! =) 

He let me pick the spot, so of COURSE I picked Barneys. Dude, beer and on Mondays they have karaoke!! SUH-WEET!!!! I'm not really a fan of it for myself, FYI, but I totes dig the energy of people getting up and making butt-tards of themselves. OWN IT PEOPLE!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!! 

So, that happened. We grabbed a couple of beers, each ate a dinky dog - and sometime right around when we were going to leave, I look over at the bar and who do I see? The duderino I took to the Dr. Suzy orgy!! 

And no, I didn't participate - I was actually being interviewed, and for the second time in my life I got to hold a dildo sceptor!! 

Look at that thing!! 

It was our first date, and I dunno - I just didn't vibe him. Super super super nice guy, but he's related to this uber famous duderino, and kinda in this space of - well, one day I'm going to be in the same league, and if I'm famous I don't want people knowing I did ... (insert whatever scandalous thing that could end up on the front page of TMZ)

I can't handle people like that. At all. You're not special duderino, you're just awesome. People don't care. Like for reals, and plus too, the added bonus of the pics/ video/ whatever being "leaked" around the same time as a big blockbuster kinda has a value add. Just own it peoples!!!!!! Stop thinking about the "one day" and live in the present moment!! BAH!! 

So that happened. Come to think of it, we might also be friends on Facebook. EEP! I never unfriend, the politics of it is too exhausting for a lifecaster. 

I didn't say anything to him, but I'm sure he saw me - I was rocking my Night Owl Spirithood, and that thing gets a fair enough amount of attention ...

You can't really miss me walking into a bar ... like, at all ... 

So whatever, I'll own it. Me and the orgy duderino only did a 6th grade make out sesh which was actually way less than Cute Boy Chicago and I were doing at the bar. 

YEP!! We were "those" people. 

I dunno, man. I'm kinda getting over all of this though. Don't get me wrong, sex with Cute Boy Chicago is fucking AH-MAZING!!! But after spending 30 days on the road ... by myself ... I did some gnarly soul searching and I'm fucking FED UP with not allowing intimate relationships in my life with dudes. Albeit in this case, traveling has been an issue - but for reals, guys have trouble with my transparent life, the same quality that attracts SOOOO many people to me pushes guys away. 

Whatever, again, I'll own it - but fuck it gets lonely. Which is like the gnarliest thing ever because here I am talking to literally thousands of you every day, and ... I dunno. I still want that dude to gush to, to take on an epic adventure ... casual sex gets old with anyone. I lead a very very very fulfilled life, and there is just this part of it that is ... void. No bueno, but still contemplating my next doable action. 

Expect a new social experiment soon. Something's gotta give, and I have to be held accountable for it. 

BAH! Oh life!! Back to the boy that is in my bed. Dudes think it is weird btw when you get on your macbook pro in the kitchen 20 minutes after you've just boned.

#thatisall

#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @MeowMistiDawn

<editorsnote> Misti Dawn is the nerdiest girl working in porn. In this column she invites you inside of her world outside of the sets, and inside her heart. awwwwwwwwww </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @MeowMistiDawn

Omg! It's You!What happened this week you ask?

Well, I worked on my friend Max Landis‘ movie and I played… Elijah Wood's wife. Yea, you know, nothing that cool. Well except for the 14 year old inside of me was about to crap rainbows. It was a really short, silly, internet thing. Should be out next month and of course I’ll link ya.

So yea… We spent about 15 mins talking about Resident Evil and Silent Hill. I can’t think of a better conversation in my dream land mind we could have had. He was really nice and friendly. Actually, I’m kind of ticked he is so likable. Ugh, a guy that can talk video games, scary movies, and is height optimized for me. Nerd swoon. ok ok I’ll stop gushing. But really, a pretty snazzy fella.


who is the happest nerd here?Aria came with me, I got her sweet nerd ass in on it when they needed a girl. Which was pretty much amazing, I love her. We bonded over a terrible butt scene ahah. Which is funny because we were sitting out back smoking a cigarette with everyone and they ask us about why on earth does gaping porn exist. I turn super pale and we told them the story about the speculum. We told Elijah Wood the story of sucking spit of my ass. Wow, never thought when watching The Good Son I’d share that story with him, the sharing of that story is a story alone ha.

So highlight of my week… possibly my life.
 
I think some things happened this week other than that but I can’t remember… my cat did something cute and I played video games. Oh and Jay talked to Nimoy. So I think Jay and I shall share a beer over our week of completing our lives ha.

AND I was all over every gaming site on Saturday due to Alana Evans and I’s video game site that’s coming out: pwnedbygirls.com. Haha topless game play! But it was amazing to be all over the sites I read and love everyday!

What a fantastic week!

<3
Misti Dawn

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#nerdsunite

#TrueStory: Last night I crashed the Governor's Ball

<editorsnote> So ... this loverly message was cryptically posted on my Facebook page yesterday ...

 

And after leaving that comment ... this email arrived in my inbox. HIT IT KENN!! </editorsnote>

I awoke fairly late yesteryday, somewhere around 1 pm. I had nothing planned other than continuing studying Portuguese for an upcoming inveterview at a record label for their Latin Division which I won't get but why the heck not try. At least attempting will give me a definite answer and will get rid of that "what if?" feeling.

I got on facebook and was dealing with a few issues. The facebook of my good friend had been "phished" and certain info might have been compromised. I'm his pseudo music manager and manage his online presence, Facebook music page, Twitter, Youtube. I was dealing with that whole onslaught, when on the side bar, a picture of you showed up. It was the picture of when you met Pete Cashmore. I read up on the story on how you crashed the Grammys to meet him and what not.

After a thinking about it for a split second I decided that I was going to do the same, but for Emmys. Yes, I was taking a page out of your book. After a quick Google search I found where the AMC After Party was going to be held. Being a fan of Mad Men and knowing that they usually win I thought it was a great Party to crash. 

I got to Mr. C Hotel in Beverly Hills around 8:30 and hung out the bar, sipping on an Old Fashioned (how mad men of me, I know.) waiting to see if there was a away to get in unnoticed. Scoped the location for a bit and knew this was going to be challenge. The AMC Party is a more private affair, everyone there really knows each other making it harder to just slip in. I tried going with a group of people and that didn't fly. Tried getting in through a side door, and that was a bust. After an hour of failed attempts… I was all but ready to give up. That is, until I was reminded of the Governor's Ball. It's a bigger party and might just be easier to get through the cracks.

I drive down to the Convention Center… and head straight up the entrance. I look the part, I just need to seem to belong, I thought to myself. There was fewer security that I thought but this could have been attributed to that the party had been going on for a while now. After evading and dodging several security guards (which seemed very 007/spy-ish), the time of truth came. I was at the entrance and was about to walk in without being seen unitl I hear…

"Can see your invitation?" 

Crap! I had come too far to fail. I reached in to my inner breast pocket and utter, "Fuck, I forgot it."

"Can I just go in? You see that guy right there? I'm with him."

"No sir. You need a ticket…"

"What if I call him and he waves me over?"

"I would like to see you try."

So last ditch attempt (if this didn't work, I was going literally do a mad dash inside)… I dial a bogus number and try to make eye contact with anyone. 

For seer luck, I made eye contact with someone and waved. 

This where I would like to thank that person's parents for raising their kid right. The guy waved back, as to signify as he knew me. 

I tell the security guy that that's whom I have to meet up with. 

I can see the inner struggle he was having… then he just said… 

"Go on in. Have fun."

I walk up to the man and shake his hand and just say thank you. The guy is dumbfounded and doesn't realized that he gave me my ticket to one of the most exclusives parties in Los Angeles. 

The rest is what people call history.

This my story on how I was able to crash an Emmy Party, the Governor's Ball. By dressing the part, by acting the part, and determination.



#AMAZEBALLS!!!!!!!

#NerdsUnite: I just graduated college!! But um, now what?

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Megan. She recently just graduated from SDSU and is now entering the world with a fresh pair of eyes in a stinky economy. In these series of posts she will discuss her thoughts and discoveries as she ventures out into the real world. Hit it Meg!!! </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @MegCorbs

One of the biggest lessons I've had to learn post-college is that CHANGE IS GOOD.

I've had a LOT of change is the last couple of weeks. Some good, some bad, some self-imposed and some completely unexpected.

I used to be terrified of change. Like panic attack, want to curl up in a ball and hide terrified. From going 3 hours south to college, studying abroad in Australia and taking the plunge into the social media world I have VERY slowly come to accept and even welcome the scary "c" word (No not THAT word, dirty birds!)

The biggest change for me you ask? A career shift. While I can't/won't go into detail, big things are coming for me in this department. It's so easy to get comfortable and complacent not only in life but especially in a job, to where you don't realize that you aren't living up to your full potential.

Even with a shit economy, lack of jobs, etc, you should NEVER have to settle. I learned this lesson the hard way and needed a very smart chickadee to kick my ass into gear. Don't get me wrong. It's not that I wasn't happy, because I was, but I think that when you're young (I'm only 23) you are afraid to take big risks.

But nerds, this is the time to take big risks! When you don't have a family of your own and giant responsibilities! Granted the risk was made for me (long story) but I started the ball in motion.

No one got anywhere worthwhile without taking a few risks. Even if things don't go EXACTLY as you had planned, the lessons learned along the way are life altering.

So to go along with this HUGE life change I have added a physical change as well. Changing my ever present blonde hair to red, and guess what? I couldn't be happier!

I leave you with this AMAZING song by The Avett Brothers, in which they wisely say "Decide what to be and go be it!"

#nerdsunite

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#NerdsUnite: Confessions of an Unwed Bride

<editorsnote>  Julie Wilson recently endured an agonizing break up with her fiancé after being together for 8 years. She is now in her late 20s and confused about what to do next. These are some of her frustrations, and ways she is attempting to heal from her loss. </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's Julie Wilson

Craptastical, Fall TV Is Back.

Oh, how I've been dreading it. Any other year of my life I would be so freakin' excited for the return of good TV.

But as the Fall TV season kicks off, I'm reminded of how long I have been going through what I've been going through which saddens me and adds to the fact that I'm really missing the positive aspects of my old relationship.

Comedies are meant to be shared. They simply are not as funny when you view them by yourself. Some of my favorite times were when he and I were just sitting on the couch with the dog and cat laughing our asses off watching TV. He's the kind of person that has a laugh that makes other people laugh. We would always laugh so hard together. His laugh is also so loud that you have no choice but to pause the TV and wait for it to die down. Sometimes you have to rewind the show a bit too, because you might have missed a line or two. It's the kind of laugh that is contagious, it's honestly one of my favorite things about him.

These are the comedies that I'm freaking out about watching sans the ex fiancé (I honestly don't know what I'll do for The Walking Dead, I get nightmares):

• The Simpsons: Through the years The Simpsons have been a staple point TV show for us. We used to put this on like how most people put on music. Every time we cooked dinner together, one of DVDs was playing in the background.

• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: pretty much, if you tell me you like this show I know you're cool.

• Modern Family

• Tosh.O: neither of us even bothered to watch this past season without the other

• How I Met Your Mother: Oh man, this show... I always thought of us as Marshall and Lily (even they break up!!).

• Archer

Also, since we are both huge 500 Days of Summer fans I really Wanted to watch The New Girl with him.

Since he took the DVR with him when he moved out, I knew I needed to set up series recordings for a lot of the returning shows. On Thursday night I sat on my couch with my printed out fall TV schedule in my hand. I was on my way to hang out at a friend's house and watch the season premiere of The Vampire Diaries (most definitely a show the ex and I did NOT watch together). It was then that I realized that the premiere of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was that night. My heart sank. I set the series to record and headed out the door to my friends house. We watched The Vampire Diaries and then watched The Secret Circle (I am a complete sucker for anything vampire or witch related). After we were done watching those recorded shows, FX was on the TV. The season premiere of Archer was ending. Then the best thing happened. My friend turns to me and asks, "Do you like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?" I nodded yes, in a bit of shock, I didn't think she was into that kinda show (I find that while I have plenty of female friends it is hard to find ones that like the same TV shows/movies that I am into). We proceeded to laugh our asses off throughout the show. I was so thankful that I didn't have to watch it by myself.

Further proof that the best thing you can do for yourself when you are going through the pains of a break up is surround yourself with friends that can laugh at someone barfing blood on their unsuspecting date with you.

#nerdsunite

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