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<editorsnote> Hi, I'm Jen Friel, and we here at TNTML examine the lives of nerds outside of the basements and into the social media, and dating world.  We have over 75 peeps that write about their life in real time. (Real nerds, real time, real deal.) Sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the stories!! </editorsnote>

 

 

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Thursday
Jul122012

#RealDeal: A New Lemon Rule

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Jordan. He was one of the first writers here on TNTML and he's a really rad mofo. I forget how we first started talking - but he lives allllllll the way over in Kansas and wants to talk to you about life from his side of the monitor in the keyword of nerd. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT JORDAN!! </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

I can't remember what season of, “How I Met Your Mother” it was, but Barney suggested a Lemon Rule. So I thought I might attempt to adopt this in a more practical way. You see I am not fond of rushing into relationships. If I am going to commit that kind of time with a girl, I'd like to know that the time will be well spent.

So recently I was going after a girl whom I fancied. She was from what I could gather, pretty normal. That is a break from the type of girl I seemed drawn to. I generally chase girls who are basically impossible. I don't know if I like the challenge, but I just can't help myself. So in a changeup; I went after a girl who wasn't super damaged, who was well adjusted, and seemed on a promising path in life. Things were going pretty well, but I am a slow mover. So when things started getting more serious. I told her, “You know as things progress, if you just don't feel it in your heart or head let me know.” I gave her a Lemon Rule. This caught her off guard at first. I assured her it in no way was me second guessing what I wanted. I still wanted to try a relationship with her. Still, the chances of finding someone suited for you is a hard task indeed. Especially, in this world of some billion people. Are we really so naïve to think that we will be able to find the perfect partner right out of the gates. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, just rarely. So once we find someone we connect with, but we just don't really have our hearts in it: this will save some time.

I think too often you can get caught up in the passion of the moment. Suddenly, the passionate and fun times you are having fall into the categorize section of life. What are we called, what are we doing, or where are we going? We love our titles and defining relationships seems to be the hardest parts of any onset coupling. You know if it isn't Facebook official it isn't official at all... Right? So this was our first distinction. She was about to disappear on a vacation for a few weeks and so I had intended to brooch the topic. She beat me to the punch. She told me, “You are everything I should want in a man. You are kind, compassionate, you treat me so well, and you are a blast to be around.” “Still,” she went on, “I am just not feeling it in my heart, my head says go for it. My heart says no.” Her eyes held concern as she said, “So I think I'll take you up on your Lemon Rule.” I got Lemoned! While it was a little shocking at first. I mean, I really didn't think she would use the Lemon rule and reference it. There it was. I said thank you and told her I was glad she was up front with me. In this one move we saved a friendship and stopped what could have been a long and possibly messy interaction. How many times have you just not been there in the heart or head department, but in not wanting to hurt someone drew the process out too long trying to find the right way to say NO. Sure, it's still a rejection and rejections aren't fun, but we stopped it, with a clean cut. We saved what could have been a week or even a month of awkwardness. Where one person may have been growing more attached, while the other more distant.

This is the most dangerous time of all in a relationships. As one person grows more distant, the other pushes harder to find a way to reconnect. The desire to fix whatever it was that had broken between you becomes forefront and you fight and claw your way to win back their affection. Never knowing it was nothing you did at all. The other person just wasn't feeling it. The power becomes completely one sided. The person looking for escape starts to feel horrible and guilty. Trying to find some way to kindly let you go. Still the guilt keeps them tied into the situation and they begin to feel trapped. Once you feel trapped, resentment begins to fester inside you and you stop caring so much if the other person will hurt.  You just want them to leave. So you cut ties and leave them feeling crushed, alone, and confused. They find themselves lost for confidence and second guessing any new pursuit wondering why the last one went so terribly wrong. All of which could have been avoided if you had just, “Lemoned” them when you first started feeling doubt.

Maybe this could be a real thing and not just the butt of a joke in an episode of a sitcom.  Truly, I think this benefits the guys more than the girls though. Although it really can go both ways. Girls have a tendency to use words that have strings attached to them. Saying things that inadvertently lead guys on; while thinking the whole time that they made themselves abundantly clear on not wanting to be with him. Let’s face it guys suck at taking hints. The lemon rule stops that and leaves it with an abrupt NO! Clear and concise. No more do you have that friend that you had to shoot down: lurking in the background, mean mugging any guy who gave you the eye, and drunk dialing you for a second chance. You are free and so is he. So take a lesson from the man who champions awesome. Use the Lemon Rule! Save yourself some time and heart ache. As we all know time steals everything and if you aren't on the path you need to be, wasting time on the wrong road only means it takes that much longer to backtrack and get on the right path. A path that will be LEGAN... wait for it … DARY!!

#nerdsunite

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Thursday
Jun142012

#NerdsUnite: Work in Progress

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Jordan. He was one of the first writers here on TNTML and he's a really rad mofo. I forget how we first started talking - but he lives allllllll the way over in Kansas and wants to talk to you about life from his side of the monitor in the keyword of nerd. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT JORDAN!! </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

It seems like people want you to believe that what you see is what you get. Inherently, I believe this to be true. In fact, I rarely believe that people can change who they are at their core. If they are evil they can surely suppress it, but those desires will always be there. If they are good, they can do bad things. Still, a part of them will feel great regret and guilt for that. Don't get me wrong, certain events in a person’s life can derail their underlining character, but in general people are who they are and they don't change at their core. So why bother right? If we don't put who we are first and foremost you will only be living a lie. While that may be true, who we are now isn't who we were 10 years ago, 5 years ago, or even 1 year ago. We are now and forever will be a work in progress.

I have been drawing and in some form or fashion creating for the better part of my 30 years of existence. I look back to the art I did 10 years ago and it looks like a child drew it. I revisit things I wrote 1 year ago and find that not only has my ability to write, but even my use of grammar has strengthened. I have extended my vocabulary to better paint pictures for my audience.  I have many pieces that are still half written, and works or art with only a few colors left in a folder that hasn't been touched in ages. These are all works in progress. With each new article, poem, and painting I do, I grow. I take things I learned from the last one and apply it to the new piece. This is how life should be lived my friends. We are nothing if not works in progress.

With every mistake we make, we should not be disheartened. We should use what we learned despite the set-back and push forward from there. Always moving forward. Taking that solid core we have and using it like a cornerstone in a building. We start as feeble huts. With little knowledge to base our ventures on. We don't know what we like or what we believe yet. With ever great occurrence in our life; we tear down that previous structure and build up something stronger, something that can withstand the attacks of the over-zealous. We arm our hearts home with knowledge, we fortify ourselves with loved ones whom can aid us in troubled times, and we advance in life through the pursuits of our hearts. Creating things we find to be most intriguing.  That cornerstone remains unchanged and still we build upon it. We are ever a work in progress. This should not be looked down upon either.

The fact is as soon as we are content that life is as good as it gets, we have stalemated ourselves. We become lazy and we lose our lust for a life lead to the fullest. We stop being works in progress and find ourselves just being finished pieces. Leaving that as our bench mark for a life well lead. Looking back at that time, as the best time in our lives. For some this is the fantastic football career they had in high school, when they were crowned homecoming king. For others, that beautiful wedding to the one they have distanced themselves from ever sense. These perfect moments we hold aloft in our minds as the best that life had to offer. I acknowledge that there will be times in life that are far more exciting than others, not every moment in life can be filled to the brim with excitement. However, to believe that you have already lived life to the fullest. Well, that's just settling in and getting yourself ready to die. You may as well lie down in bed and lock that one memory into your mind and decide not to wake up, because you have just limited yourself to waiting for death. You become little more than the walking dead. A hollow shell of the vibrant being you used to be. 

We have so little time to indulge in life on this planet, that it seems a sad state to allow ourselves to stop advancing. There is always something new to learn, new feats to falter on and bruise your knees and ego. New heart houses to build. Life should be the pursuit of happiness always. Let me say simply that happiness is not just a distant memory, it is a living thing. Happiness is that beautiful woman that wants to be with you, but still wants you to chase after her. Giving to you and then running ahead forcing you to push past your insecurities and embrace the changes you were afraid to face before. It's there and it wants you to be so happy. It doesn't want you to be content with a memory that fades into the past like so many faces we see as we walk down the street.

So make mistakes. Embrace every failure as the next step towards happiness. Each time you stumble trying to achieve the dreams you have set, know that you are falling forward. Because the moment you are content to just be. That's when life stops and time starts in earnest. The hands on the clock seem to spin out of control as we set our sights on the afterlife at warp speed. Minutes become hours, hours become days, days to weeks, and weeks to years. Leaving you looking back and wondering where it all went. You don't want to Rip Van Winkle your life away, content to dream about better times and things. Not when you are a work in progress. When you die you want to look back at your story and know that death is just the period at the end of the final sentence. Punctuating a story that your friends and loved ones will tell to many and you know with that story you will have been granted immortality through fable.  Knowing as you close your eyes to this world others are opening theirs to the protagonist you became to them. Leading others through your example and leaving behind the blueprints that you had started with just a heart hut; allowing them to build their own happiness and heart enforced sky scrapers. Live life and die with a knowing smile on your face.

#nerdsunite

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Friday
May042012

#DodgeDartDrive: They're still ... talking ... about ... @jalopnik

<editorsnote> I do not do not do not edit ANY of the content that the 75 contributors submit on this site. This one arrived in my inbox this morning, and as much as I'd like to put the Jalopnik and other auto bloggers comments about me aside - it, again, is my current reality. Here is my buddy Jordan's take on it ... HIT IT JORDAN!! </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

To the people taking potshots at my friend Jen:

I am not a bandwagon sympathizer for the cute girl - I do not always agree with everything Jen does, and I certainly can't say I live my own life the same way.

However, something I do have, and something I am assuming the mass of you attackers don't have is face time with her. See I know Jen. We’ve hung out, drank, and played trivia together. She isn't a supermodel, she isn't the face of corporate greed, and she isn't a slut. She's simply honest and very upfront. This scares the hell out of you people.

I have seen Jen take on numerous tasks and the people who gave her these tasks were not guaranteed a glowing recommendation of their product from her. Her mission statement doesn't revolve around doing whatever she can to get what she wants. In fact her life goal is quite the opposite. She will not give a rave review of something if it doesn't meet her standards and even then always admits that this is her own personal experience with whatever she is using.

You are simply invited to view her transparent life. People will say and do whatever they can to secure money or material things - Jen does not. She just is. She lives and writes about it. Sure some people grow uncomfortable with her openness in so many matters, sexual, spiritual, or even her lifestyle. This is their prerogative and if they want another website is just a click away. There are literally millions of other websites that support your mind set. Still you can't stop reading can you. You can't just turn away from Jen. Be it the drama that seems to chase her from her determined stance on honesty, or the rigorous routine she has set for herself to achieve her life goals. You just can't stop reading. Can you?

So in your hatred now for yourself as you continue to read about my friend Jen, you lash out at her. You call her a slut for her promiscuity, because having sex with people is sluttish behavior for sure. We admonish any male for doing the same. Giving out high fives like trophy's and look down on any girl as unsatisfactory for her desire to experience her own ecstasy. Never acknowledging that the cost a woman pays for allowing herself to experience her sexuality is littered with dangerous pitfalls.

She didn't go looking for a car review - she absolutely didn't care. I can tell you that honestly. They came to her. She draws people in. She said yes because she accepts adventures. One of the things I love the most about her is her limitless desire to say yes to anything that sounds like it could be an adventure. Schedule doesn't dictate her life, nor do the demands most of us feel burdened with. She lives and through her so many of you 9 – 5 workers live vicariously.

For my sake she helped me find my own voice. I wasn't really a writer, blogger, speaker... anything before Jen pulled me into her world. I tried to speak through my art prior to that. Jen gave me a megaphone and let me speak about my own adventures. So before you start hurling insults at someone you don't know. Before you start tearing down my friend whom I assure you is a real person and has real feelings. No matter how hard she fronts. Every slight about her as an individual cuts at least a little bit. Put yourself in her shoes.

Shoes that have traveled, that have seen tragedy and joy. If you put yourself out there with no barriers to protect you ... no insulated internet wall of anonymity to keep others from trolling you ... to be who you really are and just see how many people would accept you for who you really are and not who you want the world to see you as. You will see how having strangers tear you down would feel. So keep hiding behind your amassed knowledge of things you most presumably won't possess; screaming facts and figures like they are bullets with intent to tear my friend down.

Just remember when all your facts matter not and this whole thing passes and you find a new face to fret about. Jen will still be Jen and totally in love with who she is. Just being as real as she can be. You... you will still be whatever mask you are wearing that day wishing you could pull it off and live just one day as honestly as Jen does. Try it, try just being yourself. It's all Jen ever asked of me. It's all I've tried to do since.

#nerdsunite

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Tuesday
Apr172012

#NerdsUnite: The Porch Light Session

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Jordan. He was one of the first writers here on TNTML and he's a really rad mofo. I forget how we first started talking - but he lives allllllll the way over in Kansas and wants to talk to you about life from his side of the monitor in the keyword of nerd. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT JORDAN!! </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

In regards to the soon to be seen Documentary on Bluegrass The Porchlight Sessions. Click here to jump to their Kickstarter Page http://kck.st/zg4vHG

Saintpepsi- I rarely get to see the behind the scenes aspects of production. So when my friend Ryan and I went to LA and stayed with his brother Chris, it was an interesting environment to find ourselves in. Chris and Anna Schwaber were fast at work on putting the finishing touches on a documentary centering around The history and current state of Bluegrass music. Now I feel like most people hear the term bluegrass and revert it into the same category as Country music. If I wasn't from Manhattan, KS a town that gets its fair share of Bluegrass singers through the local dive bars. I would assume much the same as well. Still the differences are easy to hear if you set them next to each other. In this world dominated by the industry standard of genes, the roots of music seem to fall to the wayside. So when we were offered a chance to pre-screen the movie for them we were glad to. I took away a beautiful history of a music I now know far more about. With the characters of this documentary standing out in my mind as clear now as when I watched it. The music and legend seem to sweep you away and leave you wanting to dance around in a dark bar to the rhythms produced by mandolins and banjos. Still this wonderful compilation of music and history is just moments away from release and it's hindered by a bit of financial need. Acquiring the rights for songs and appearances in the documentary often prove difficult in the finishing of any musical documentary. So through the wonderful use of Kickstarter they have been finding the funding they need to finish this unique project. Offering some pretty sweet shwag for any contributions you too can add to this movie in your own little way. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/schwaber/the-porchlight-sessions So without further distractions lets get to know the people behind the scenes. Welcome Anna! Could you tell us how and why you took off to make this movie? Also, could you give us a little back story on how you found yourself working with Chris as well?

Anna-  I'll tell ya! It's a bit of a funny story and a round about way of making a bluegrass movie. After graduation from USC, I traveled to Australia to Australian National University in Canberra. While there I started singing backup in a folk band with a banjo-player I befriended there. At the time he was going by "Cowboy" Phil and I was surprised to find a large community down there that was really into Old Time, Folk, and Bluegrass.

I had never really thought of these as being genres whose reach extended far beyond the Appalachians and the region of Tennessee where I grew up, but Phil would pull out dusty old records and we would listen to bluegrass into the wee hours of the morning. I realized then that I had traveled halfway around the world to reconnect with a music from my own back yard. Since I was a kid I recognized that Appalachian culture and the people from that region have never been portrayed very favorably in films and on television. They are always toothless hillbillies sipping from a jug of moonshine, and this was not the image of a community that I knew and loved. From that moment, it became my mission to document the people surrounding this music and present them in the best possible light.

When I returned to the States, I went to Nashville and began this crazy adventure, that has consumed my life for the past 3 years. I had met Chris through mutual friends while attending USC film school and when I had enough footage at my disposal, I approached him about cutting a fund raising promo. It was then that our paths became inextricably linked and the project took on a breadth and scope that I had not anticipated. Originally meant to be a series of performances loosely tied together, Chris picked up on the potential of this material and helped to sculpt it into the film it is today, transforming it into a broad exploration of all things Bluegrass. It has been a long, and at times exhausting, journey but we are excited to be nearing the finish line.

Saintpepsi- That's fantastic. Having your roots in this culture really shines through in this documentary. I felt the passion play through it, having screened this film I have to say I was pulled along into the absolutely melodic family feeling it brought. I didn't know any of the people in this film and yet I felt that if I had been hanging out with them we would have been fast friends for life. The level of acceptance among the musicians and their fans was incredible. With so many musicians out there that do a show and leave with minimal fan interaction it was a breath of fresh air to hear these stories of new fans and old fans alike that would find their favorite musicians pulling up a seat and play next to them. Jamming out with the musician you idolize is a treat in itself, the stories of these bluegrass gods letting their fans play their instruments even more intense. So I can only imagine how excited they must have been for someone to look at them not as a back woods, hillbilly horror soundtrack. The willingness to tell their stories to someone who wants to grasp at the rich stories through song history that surrounds the music that they love. I noticed some people had their elitism even in this scene, I assume there will always be the traditionalist. Still, the over all feel I got was broad acceptance of the old and the experimental. Having such a willing group of musicians you must have been granted some pretty fantastic stories. Especially, for you being a bluegrass fan yourself. Do any stories jump out to you that really caught you off guard in joy of the moment.

Anna-
Stories....I think over the summer in 2011, we got to do some pretty epic filming at the Telluride Bluegrass Festival. It was pretty cool when we got to film with the Shaman of Telluride, Peter Rowan as we took him up the gondola for his interview. This made him look like he was on top of the world with the sweeping vistas behind him. I think the best part about working on this project has been finally getting to interview with some of the legendary musicians whom I've felt close to through all of the research we've done including looking at years of archival imagery. Its like I get to see the whole lives of these guys and then to see them in their 80's...its nuts! For example, we spent over a year trying to track down Doc Watson and when we got to interview him it was the day before I was supposed to be leaving the country and we drove all the way up to some random university I can't remember the name of outside of Cincinnati, OH. We arrived to the venue and sat through sound check with him, which was really beautiful to watch as Doc is a blind man and the way he interprets sounds is unique. We sat with him backstage in the dressing room to conduct the interview and he told us stories about his childhood in Boone, NC and growing up in the mountains. He also sang the classic song "Amazing Grace" for us that was just magic. We couldn't stay for the show as I was off to the airport! My mom had to do the returns on the rentals. It was great.

Saintpepsi- That sounds like such an amazing memory to have aquired. I got to meet B.B. King once, it was just for a moment and still one of the highlights of my life. You actually got to take time to meet, sit with, and talk to one of your legends. There must be so many fantastic things you have seen and done in the process of making this film. The personal journey itself must just boggle your mind. I know, if you looked back to the beginning of this film you can see just how far you have come. How do you think this film has changed your life? Helped shape you into who you are as a person right now? If you will. More so I know from some of the greater goals I have set up for myself, that it isn't always roses. The journey you take to get there can be quite daunting and that path can be bumpy at times. Have you found you have had to give up anything that seemed pretty important to you at the time to finish this story. Maybe, enlighten us about some of the struggles you had in getting here and how you conquered them. Obviously, you are proud of the work you have done so far and you should be. The film is fantastic. You have captured something majestic, and it's truly wonderful. Time, sweat, and energy go into any pursuit of this nature. I believe you know this far too well. So if you will take it away Anna. Too often the storytellers tale is lost behind their creations.

Anna-  That's an interesting point about the storytellers story being lost, but in all honesty, the story behind the art's creation is generally part of the end result, isn't it? I mean who can't look at what and where we've filmed without thinking, where are these guys? Wait, how many people are there in this movie :)? Anyway, in terms of sacrifices, I've had my fair share and this project has certainly humbled me in many facets...and we are not even there yet! The film is not done, the deals have not been made, we haven't toured it yet, etc. So to reflect on the sacrifices would only mean looking back to a portion of this journey we are on when everyday we are continuously struggling. I was up until 4am working with Chris last night. He had to be at work at 8am and I was on a call at 10am so you can understand how we have given up a lot of our social and personal lives for this project thus far...but who hasn't for their passions? I can speak to the challenges during production as oftentimes, as soon as I'd make money, I'd go right around and pay for editing, or travel, or rental expenses...or drives! Its amazing how quickly we blew through those expensive little guys. To say I was homeless for the greater part of the year is also not entirely false, but is not entirely true either. I have great friends who have willingly let me stay for short spurts while I was back in forth between LA and Nashville. Most of the time I try not to think about all the out of pocket expenses I've poured into this project. I think its best you just know that it was money well spent ;)

Saintpepsi- I absolutely love your passion in this. This is why this film is and will be amazing. You have put your heart and soul into it. Final question. I have heard a great deal about Kickstarter and how it's allowing anyone with the drive to pursue their passion ands achieve them without the assistance of bigger cooperation. Sense you are presently implementing Kickstarter, what has your experience been with Kickstarter be it bad or good? How have you fully used it and would you use it again in the future? Also sense you were on the topic make sure to give our readers all the details that you can about your Kickstarter project so we can hopefully get you the funds you need to finish this film in the true way you envision it.

Anna- Kickstarter is good because it helps you crowd source. It allows you to connect with the people who are interested in your work, engaging them in your story or struggle along the way...most of the time, its an intense number of hours of work, a ticking clock, and lots of coffee. Kickstarter has turned us into hustlers. Its like hustler boot camp. So in a way its good for us.

PLS has been a project solely funded by our passion for the subject and how much of a responsibility we have to ourselves to complete the work of art. I've enjoyed the struggles from time to time because it makes those markers and milestones that much greater.

Their journey can be viewed here: http://kck.st/zg4vHG
support us by liking our FB and the Kickstarter page. It'll help us gain the attention of kickstarter for feature pages.

Thanks!

Folow them on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/porchlightsessions and twitter - @underporchlight


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Tuesday
Apr102012

#RealDeal: The Master Cleanse (one nerd's journey through the controversial diet)

<editorsnote> Nerds, meet my buddy Jordan. He was one of the first writers here on TNTML and he's a really rad mofo. I forget how we first started talking - but he lives allllllll the way over in Kansas and wants to talk to you about life from his side of the monitor in the keyword of nerd. I only have one more thing left to say ... HIT IT JORDAN!! </editorsnote>

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

So it wasn't but a few weeks ago that I found out about something called “The Master Cleanse.” My friend Jetta King was doing it out in LA. To her credit she had been doing really well in it. I thought to myself, “why not?” I've got nothing to lose and maybe reformatting my body will be really good for it. So I plotted out a good time to do this. I figured sometime in the middle of August. That would give me plenty of time to quit smoking and ease back on drinking. So about half a month prior to April I remembered that I was going to do a series of articles based around getting and using a bike for a mode of transportation for The Hype Weekly. After having done some research into this form of cleansing, I found out that it is safer to be near a toilet. As the Salt water cleanse can bring untimely excrement if you are unwise in your distance from a bathroom. In other words a bumpy bike ride would spell disaster. So after a night of heavy drinking and smoking I started the Cleanse. They tell you that you are better off if you ease into it through a juice diet. I did not take this path!

The next day I woke and went to the local organic food market and purchased The components required in the cleanse. First, for the morning and nights, organic sea salt. You were to mix this with purified water and drink a glass. This not only cleaned out your system, but made your body retain water. Next, Organic Maple Syrup. I used grade B. I never tried Grade A so I don't know the difference, but the cute hippie girl that was helping me suggested B.  I even grabbed the organic Cayenne pepper there as well. I then drove to our local food market to purchase the lemons. You really don't need organic lemons as the juice won't be affected by the pesticides. My roommate deals in produce. He told me unless you are eating the rind you don't need the organic lemons. So using the juicer I purchased I hand squeezed 4 lemons and added them to one of those tall smart water bottles. Then added about two table spoons of the maple syrup, and a dash of the cayenne pepper. It wasn't so bad as far as lemonade goes. Actually, if you didn't drink it right away the pepper steeps like tea and made for quite a spicy concoction.

The website told me the first 3 days would be the hardest. Since I work in a restaurant 40 hours a week in which I get free food, I couldn't imagine the hell I was going to endure. Add not drinking and smoking to that mix and I felt like these next 10 days I would have a very short fuse. Day one, I was so concentrated on not eating that I totally forgot about not smoking. The habit I was worried about turned out to be the easiest one to kick thanks to the fast. What I did realize is that I snack at work. I snack a lot! Little things here and there. I wrote all over my arms with blue sharpie NO FOOD! Over and over again. Each time hunger came a knocking, I grabbed my bottle of lemonade and sucked back a few sips.  As the third day passed, I was getting used to this new diet. Not to mention a good friend of mine had bet me 50 dollars I couldn't make it the ten days. I was absolutely going to make it with money at stake. 

All along the way Jetta was awesome by giving me advice and encouraging me. Everyone else was less helpful. When my friends found out money was involved they did their best to tempt me with all manor of items. I was offered free drinks at the bar. My roommate grilled permeating my house with the sweet smells of BBQ. My friends offered me weed, cigars, and cigarettes in kind. Everywhere I went the first words out of peoples mouths ranged from, “that's unhealthy,” “ I hope you poop yourself,” and “that's the worst way to lose weight!”

Keep in mind this was not something I was doing to lose weight. I had been losing weight steadily since I took on a new diet and work out routine. I was quite literally reformatting my body. I was allowing it to dispose of all the contaminants in it and give me a fresh start. Which became very evident by day 5 when I was still pooping. Seriously, 5 days without any food and you still poop! Where is that coming from? Did I really have that much crap built up inside me? 

It would seem so. Day 7 was one of the hardest. Not because I desperately wanted to eat, but more so I started to mildly hallucinate. I saw tracers on everything and that was a little odd. I will say this I never really ran out of energy. Nor was I ever super grumpy. My friends actually said I was very calm. The worst part of it was the inability to sleep. I found it ever increasingly hard to get to sleep as I went further down this fasting rabbit hole.  Apparently, if you don't eat... you don't sleep. On day ten at the appropriate time, I allowed myself a salad to kind of ease back into food. Followed by two long island ice teas. What can I say I knew it would be one hell of a good way to get drunk. Those bad decisions caught up with me later as my stomach was in no way prepared to deal with that. Still, I had fun. 

Is the master cleanse for everyone? Lord knows, probably not. If you are doing it, you really have to commit to it. You have to go the 10 days without anything more than what the cleanse demands. See, when I set my mind to anything I take it as far as I can. I work it all the way out because I'm curious. I learned the difference between thirst and hunger. Something we often times always assume is hunger. I still haven't smoked, and I feel healthier. My skin feels amazing and looks vibrant with almost a glow and my hair looks beautiful. With all the contaminants out of my body I felt like all was well. Sunday night though the whole not sleeping well for 2 weeks caught up with me and I crashed out hard for 10 hours. Still I do think it was worth it and I recommend anyone else try it if they have the mental fortitude to last that long. If you do try it and need advice let me know. Hit me up on twitter and I'll see if I can support your journey as well. 

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