#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @MeowMistiDawn

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Hey there nerd-o's sorry you had to miss my blog last week, Ive been living in the middle of the woods next to a river with my family on vacation. Literally not even a 3G connection. Finally today I found some internet so I will catch you up.

If you follow my twitter you might have remember me mention going to an audition for a dating show. First I thought they was about the most absurd thing Id heard in a while. Funniest part it how it can in to being.

One night while I was out with my friend Cara at the Comedy Store in Hollywood and woman came up to me and said...ok this is what I thought she said... She sold Bags on HSN and shed love to have me on her show and wanted my card. I gave it to her and like all people in Hollywood said she'd call. I took it with a grain of salt. Well 3 weeks later she did call. She works for GSN and does a show called Baggage. She wanted to set up the audition and figuring if nothing else I get a good blog out of it, so i went.

Well Michael having nothing to do went with me as well. They asked him (before knowing we were married) if he wanted to fill out an application as well. Oh boy they had no idea what they were getting up to, giving us a 5 page application about dating. Michael said he turned his last boyfriend gay, and one of the other questions was interesting tricks you can do with your mouth; I wrote "if you have to ask you cant afford it."

So here we are making these awesome dating answers and everyone around us is dressed up and real serious about it, mind you he and I wore flip flops and tank tops. Basically they took our apps, read them and saw we did porn.... Came back and asked us... are you married? Yes... Happily? yes... well we cant use you for this show but... we are going to save these. So Youre welcome GSN. be amused by us :)

 

In other news I WAS FEATURED ON THE CHIVE!!! Under Hot Red Heads!!! (http://thechive.com/2011/06/02/redheads-mankinds-holy-grail-or-unholy-omen-you-decide-40-photos/)

Here is a little view of where I have been for the past week :)

 

Well, Im going to lather up the SPF 50, See you soon!

Nerdily Yours, 

Misti Dawn

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#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @MeowMistiDawn

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So this week has been insane, aside from my Star Wars debacle thats still going on (read more here) So in one week I spoke up to one of the most popular directors in Porn (Axel Braun) for being a liar and pulling back handed mob like moves on my boyfriend, I also flew to Philly to shoot for a Foot Fetish site. Now, I've only dabbled in foot fetish, I personally dont get turned on by feet, or off. Girls, let me tell you, find a dude with a foot fetish, its free foot rubs for life! but in bigger news.... I got married!

Yea, i didnt talk about it till it happened because honestly, we decided Thursday night at about midnight to go to vegas for the weekend and elope. I got home Thursday from Philly and michael had been texting me and brought up the idea. Honestly, I thought he was joking, not that I didnt love the idea but how many guys really bring up the idea of getting married right then and the girl is nervous! I think its mostly the other way around.

So Friday we got up, checked hotels on line and booked a room at the Treasure Island and went down to the Fashion and Jewelry district before we left LA. I got a 95$ dollar red dress and a ring and off to Vegas we went.

We got in about 11pm Friday night which is fine because the county clerk for marriage license is open till midnight. A government service building open till midnight!? And we booked the chapel online, The Chapel of the Bells. So paper work done, we decided to party about a bit then sleep since it was already midnight and we had a rather important day in the morning.

Saturday we got up, got dress, and wore matching red sunglasses. Picked up in a Caddy and driven to the Chapel. Then paid over inflated prices for a bouquet and some photos and tied the knot! Then we went from the chapel straight to the Paris and ate at my favorite restaurant then headed to the Luxor to see BODIES!!! the exhibit about the plastination of bodies...yes in my wedding dress. Only I would want to see dead bodies after my wedding.

Then back to the room, consummated the fuck out of the marriage, in to comfy clothes and PARTY!!!!!

Now its Sunday evening and im back in bed as a wife. Nuts! off to dream i go because in the morning i film a music video for MC Lars!

Nerdily Yours, even in marriage,

Misti Dawn
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#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @MeowMistiDawn

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @MeowMistiDawn

This week I got to play radio host! I co-hosted "Night Calls" with Nikki Hunter. I had been a guest before but to be a host was much different and obviously much longer ha. I've been thinking what a mistake it could be in someone gave me a mic and told me to be entertaining. Oh the things that could come out of my mouth....

It went off with out a hitch, other than when it comes to being vocally sexual, I simply cant do it. Dont get me wrong I LOVE dirty talk, I love being talked to in the dirtiest ways, but when it comes to talking all sexyfied I just feel silly and blush and say "big bobbies!" instead of "large supple breast gently rolling over my tongue" all sexy like. Luckily, my fans dont seem to expect that of me, they expect my awkwardness and wittiness so I think the show went off with out a hitch. I'll actually be a guest on Spice Radio, Playboy's sister station this Thursday at 9pm.

Then Michael and I made more vampire porn for our friend's company ... oddly enough, we are making vampire porn again tomorrow for another friend company; something about blood and sharp things seem to be turning people on non stop lately. Personally, if Eric Northam from True Blood wanted to rip my head off i'd let him but it were that silly Twilight crap vampires id probably kill myself so I didnt have to live in a world with sparkly vampires.

Onto the saddest part of the week ... my Macbook Pro and glasses both were murdered. Some how my freaking cat knocked a glasses off a table on one side of the room and threw an ice cube on to my open laptop while I was asleep (it was open because i was uploading content to my server) and poof. Dead. Apple care laughed at me while I mourned the death of my dear Macbook. Then, my glasses which were already missing one arm finally gave up and the arm fell off. Here I was unable to reach the out side world via internet or even be able to see that world in one day. Its like the day the earth stood still. But then an awesome friend of mine who works at Gamefly had a spare macbook and we traded for it :) ... AND I finally broke down and spent the freaking money on an eye exam and new glasses. Thankfully now I wont be running over children in the street and driving off cliff anymore! (note: I haven't ACTUALLY run over kids....yet)

Well I must a bid you adieu because Portal 2 in going to suck my life out....

 

Nerdily Yours,

Misti Dawn

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#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @MeowMistiDawn

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Oh the sweet nerd gods have answered my prayers and I got to make a post apocalyptic style movie this week for Penthouse. Literally in my shoot info the wardrobe said "tank girl style". Tell me I wasn't as happy as a bee in a pot of honey. Oh yes, I used southern slang to express my joy.

Basically the set up was realistic like all porn, the world is ending so naturally while in a building surrounded by people trying to kill us we have to have sex one last time. Whatever who cares because got to wear a tutu, combat books, latex dress, helmet, and yes again, a gas mask! By the way I totally showed up to set wearing my Vault 101 shirt. Also it was shot in 3D. My excitement about this movie comes from the fast the director is going out and trying something new and for a major porn company. Kudos mainstream porn, baby steps!

The last half of the week was ruined by some super death i caught and kept me in bed for 3 days,  I write this now from my bed which no longer appears to be my death bed but my-minor-i-don't-feel-well bed, But I celebrated Easter in true style, by watching Zombie movies all day on netflix. I tried to go thru classics, such as "Let the Dead Lie" but I did venture in to a new movie called "DeadGirl" which is based around teenage boys finding a chained up hot naked zombie girl. You can guess. Ew.
 
Nerdgasm of the week - I found my favorite NES game ever for my emulator and translated to english. Oh yes. I have. Recognized the door opening? That is because Resident Evil (known as  in Japan) used the door opening sequence on loading screens as a homage to Sweet Home, the first survival horror video game.

Nerdily Yours,
Misti Dawn
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#NerdPr0nz: Behind the Scenes with @MeowMistiDawn

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @MeowMistiDawn

So no crazy learning on my submissive side this week. A fairly normal week, actually a pie making week.

MMMMM PIIIEEEE!!!

The week started off with Michael being insanely ill with a temperature so high he should have let me take him to the hospital. And for once I had to work all week, and he only worked one day and it was with me. Although the guy I banged for work all week was him, the rest were girls. Its kind of unfair he gets to bang a new girl daily and i never get booked to bang another dude. I don't get it. Not that i feel this desire to bang other people non stop, but it does easy the fact he bangs someone else non stop. Even though its just for work. Ok ranted there. Oh Porn. At Least I have some feelings about it!

At Michaels and I shoot, the director Bobby had a over grown lemon tree so on top of payment in monies I also got lemons! The best part of this scene was I got to embarrass michael and his lack of knowledge of video games, the set up was "My Sisters Hot Friend" for Naughty America. I was the hot friend. and he took my video games and sucked at them! haha also small little side note that made me happy inside, during the scene I quote the "Unforgivable" youtube video "bitch you aint no nerd, I thought you was a nerd!" Then I went home and backed a lemon meringue pie from scratch for the first time! I followed me favorite cooking genius chef and nerd crush Alton Brown. I swear you cant fail when you listen to him *swoon*

Then I discovered an hour on the elliptical goes much faster with watching Walk Dead on my ipad. Although I start shaking my fists at the screen when i get scared and probably look nuts to everyone else there, but hey work out goal met!

Friday night I went to a random house party Nicki Hunter invited me to and guess who I get to meet!? The writer and producer for Xena! Laugh I don't care! I freaking love Xena and getting to hear the ins and out and secrets from set. Literally once our conversation about the show was over, I was ready to go because nothing could top that.

Then Saturday, Michael and I went to Dr. Suzys for her 19th wedding anniversary show. I really love her and her husband they are great. But the best part of the night is I got to meet, and totally randomly, Voltaire! Neither of us knew the other one was going to be there. We've been talking online since 2004. Back when we were both suicide girls. I looked up to her so much when I was younger. She was "The" Suicide Girl, then eventually told them to shoe it because they run and awful bushiness (I did too). All that aside. She was amazingly beautiful and smart. Everything I imagined. It was so surreal to meet he because she doesn't even live in LA anymore she was just visiting. Its so wonderful to meet a role model and they end up being everything you wanted. She came and stayed that night and I made her a nice southern breakfast before she left.

And the week starts over.

<3 Nerdily Yours
Misti Dawn

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