#Randombling: @JenSquard

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Randombling: A 5 minute long unedited random stream of consciousness produced by a nerd for nerds.

#nowplaying: Candy Man - Christina Aguilera

Dang.  So I totally used back into some girl's truck.  I dented the bumper a bit.  Then end.  You would think I slapped her grandma with the way she was acting!  I know it's not cool to have someone hit your car, but it isn't like a took off or anything.  When she came out I was looking for the insurance card so I could leave the info for her.  I gave her all on my numbers and junk, apologized like fifty times, and she was still acting like a bitchy beyotch.  Whatever.  You know what?  That's exactly what bumpers are for.  And insurance.  Don't be rude.

On to something less obnoxious.  So I've been working out for a while now, and this is the first time in my life that I am actually okay with it!  I like it!  Maybe it's because Gold's Gym has a sweet cardio cinema, and its super dark in there so no one is staring at you - and I get to just watch a movie so I don't get so bored.  Normally when I work out I get tired of it after like two times.  Results aren't fast, and I feel like a loser, but this time I'm doing good with it.  Good thing, too - 3 kids fucks you up.  For reals. 

And I'm not hanging up Christmas lights, that is just crazy.  Christmas lights are expensive, our electrical bill is way high enough already, and I don't think you need to decorate the outside of your house to enjoy the holiday.  I don't even get the whole tree thing, but we are doing that at some point.  I'm tired of the silly inflated snowmen and crap, those are just lame.  Seriously, stop it middle America, you are making yourself look like tards.  And buh bye.

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