Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

If you want to succeed in the world must make your own opportunities as you go on. The man who waits for some seventh wave to toss him on dry land will find that the seventh wave is a long time a coming. You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the roadside until some one comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris’ keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Oh yeah and Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success, that is way great spiritual giants are produced.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Oh yeah and that's not an eclipse, that's Chuck Norris hiding from the sun.