Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Oh yeah and fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ‘I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.’
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is ‘his’ way.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Oh yeah and aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Time wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
Friday, September 10, 2010 at 4:42AM