Unkie Chuck Norris Says

It's never too late to be what you might have been.

Oh yeah and Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: ‘Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris.'

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

You drive your own success. If you decide that you want to do something, no one can stop you except yourself. Take the wheel and drive!

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

You can’t hit a home run unless you step up to the plate. You can’t catch a fish unless you put your line in the water. You can’t reach your goals if you don’t try.

Oh yeah and sticks and stones may break your bones, but a glare from Chuck Norris will liquefy your kidneys.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our attitudes.

Oh yeah and fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ‘I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.’

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

When you have come to the edge of all light that you know and are about to drop off into the darkness, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.

Oh yeah and those aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.