The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, ‘You want fries with that’ because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn’t ever want fries with anything. Ever.
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn’t say ‘who’s your daddy’, because he knows the answer.
Strength does not come from physical capacity, it comes from an indomitable will.
Oh yeah and if you rearrange the letters in ‘Chuck Norris’, they also spell ‘Crush Rock In’. The words ‘with his fists’ are understood.
Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources, taking the best from every study, Science of Mind brings together the highest enlightenment of the ages.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the ‘Circle of Life.’
Friday, February 4, 2011 at 12:48AM