Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ about.
The park used to be called Mulberry Lane. That was until Chuck Norris called up the mayor and roundhouse kicked him through the phone.
Thx for the tweet @rustynath haha this is great!
Be soft in your practice. Think of the method as a fine silvery stream, not a raging waterfall. Follow the stream, have faith in its course. It will go its own way, meandering here, trickling there. It will find the grooves, the cracks, the crevices. Just follow it. Never let it out of your sight. It will take you.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ‘Who has more testicles?’ contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.
Oh yeah and on the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
Oh yeah and movie trivia: The movie ‘Invasion U.S.A.’ is, in fact, a documentary.
Monday, January 10, 2011 at 12:18PM