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Monday
Dec132010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig’s blood.

Thursday
Dec092010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Tuesday
Dec072010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Sunday
Dec052010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Only from the heart can you touch the sky.

Oh yeah and contrary to popular beliefs America is not a democracy ... its a Chucktatorship.

Friday
Dec032010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Be like a sponge when it comes to each new experience. If you want to be able to express it well, you must first be able to absorb it well.

Oh yeah and instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.

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