Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

If there is no passion in your life, then have you really lived? Find your passion, whatever it may be. Become it, and let it become you and you will find great things happen FOR you, TO you and BECAUSE of you.

Oh yeah and diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. 

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ about.

Unkie Chuck Norris Wuz Here ...

The park used to be called Mulberry Lane. That was until Chuck Norris called up the mayor and roundhouse kicked him through the phone.

Thx for the tweet @rustynath haha this is great!

#nerdsunite

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Be soft in your practice. Think of the method as a fine silvery stream, not a raging waterfall. Follow the stream, have faith in its course. It will go its own way, meandering here, trickling there. It will find the grooves, the cracks, the crevices. Just follow it. Never let it out of your sight. It will take you.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ‘Who has more testicles?’ contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.