Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.

Oh yeah and on the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.

Oh yeah and movie trivia: The movie ‘Invasion U.S.A.’ is, in fact, a documentary.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

We live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality. We are that reality. When you understand this, you see that you are nothing, and being nothing, you are everything. That is all.

Oh yeah and with the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Live your life each day as you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point.

Oh yeah and the Sherman tank was originally called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn’t tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.