The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
Oh yeah and the "Star Wars" saga was actually based on Chuck Norris' weekend in Las Vegas.
I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure: try to please everyone.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
You have to learn the rules of the game, and then play better than everyone else.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris has a gmail account - it's gmail@chucknorris.com
Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity ... Chuck got it back.
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't use pick up lines, he just says - now!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011 at 6:00AM