Some men can run the fastest, jump the highest, or lift the heaviest, but no man has the corner on ambition, desire, and hustle.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is the reason that vampires couldn't go out during the day.
Success is not so much what we have as it is what we are.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris makes Weebles fall down.
Stay the course, light a star,
Change the world where'er you are.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the Periodic Table of the Elements. But he does believe in the element of.... Surprise.
When you have come to the edge Of all light that you know And are about to drop off into the darkness Of the unknown, Faith is knowing One of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on or You will be taught to fly.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once wrote a horoscope, all it said was "pain for everyone."
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't eat ice cream, he makes ice scream.
Saturday, June 25, 2011 at 9:22AM