Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

He who throws dirt loses ground.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

I shut my eyes in order to see.

Oh yeah and kryptonite is Latin for Chuck Norris.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

Oh yeah and in fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Oh yeah and Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack could not survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success, that is way great spiritual giants are produced.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.