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I've been in this Taco Bell for 5 minutes and I've already spotted: 2 bad drag queens, one head wound, 2 ex-cons, a hairlip, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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If you watch The Bachelor backwards, it's about a guy that steals roses from women and becomes a pimp.

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Can we stop ganging up on 13 year-old Rebecca Black for making crappy music and start ganging up on 36 year-old Will.i.am?

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I found out the hard way but apparently Vagisil is awesome at making your teeth pearly white. 

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to err is human, to arr is pirate.

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