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Entries in funny facebook updates (39)

Sunday
Aug142011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

How much would it suck if like Gandhi, or Martin Luther King, stole your girlfriend...what could you even say?

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Sunday
Aug072011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

69% of people can find something perverted in every sentence.

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Tuesday
Jul262011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

I've been tweaking out all morning after waking up with the song "Chocolate Rain" in my head.



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Monday
Jul182011

Facebook Status O'El Dia

 

Dear Ladies, If you wanna take pictures in your bathroom and show off your ass on Facebook, can you at least wipe the toothpaste off the mirror? Sincerely, The Crusty Broad Police

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Friday
Jun242011

Fun with #Facebook: I sooooo didn't need to read that

Oh. good. god.

Looky looky what just appeared in my newsfeed ...

Really??? Really?!??!?!?

MAKE THE MENTAL PICTURE GO AWAY!!! MAKE THE MENTAL PICTURE GO AWAY!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

Make. It. Stop!!!

#fail