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Saturday
Jan152011

#ProjectThreeSixFive: Day 15

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Today's photo is of the cards I designed to handout at the expo later this month - and I love love love them!  My prices are on the back, and they are printed on 100% post-consumer recycled paper! 

Saturday
Jan152011

#Randombling: @JenSquard

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Randombling: A 5 minute long unedited random stream of consciousness produced by a nerd for nerds.

#nowplaying: Scorpions - Send Me An Angel

I bought myself a booth space at a wedding expo that is coming up later in the month, and dang, I am putting a crap load of work and time and money into this bad burner.  I already booked a wedding off of it, before it’s even happened, so it is totally totally worth it, but it is a pretty massive investment and is starting to bog me down a bit.  There was another one today so I went to scope out the competition.

WOWZAS, I am feeling SSOSSSOOOOOO much better about things now!  The other photographers don’t have much on me.  My quality is comparable, my prices are way better, and my booth setup is going to rock their socks right off.  Seriously, blow them straight off their feet.  Maybe their pants, too.  

What a relief.  I am designing some badass promo material, and Brian is building me a super sweet booth display that no one else has...so I am mostly going to kick major buns at this thing.  My confidence in my photography hasn’t been amazing lately, so this was a great boost.  Yay team!

So my kids are totally watching Fern Gully.  Best movie ever.  I’m a bit of a nature hippy, and I know the importance of conservation, education and rainforest preservation.  Literally, I have seen the effects firsthand, not only on the environment, but also on the flora, the fauna, the economy and the people.  It’s a bad deal, and any rainforest we can save is a step in the right direction.  They are these amazing wealths of resources in soo so so so so many ways, and movies like Fern Gully are a great tool for kiddos.  Unfortunately it came out way before it’s time, and the green movement.  It totally still holds up, and the animation is not as dated as you would think.  And one of the little fairies is voiced by Christian Slater, which cracks me up every time.  Um, well...that’s all I have to say about that.

Here's me on Twitter: @JenSquard

Friday
Jan142011

My #strange home town - Grand Junction, Colorado

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

I live in a town called Grand Junction, in Western Colorado.  I always hear people say things like “only in LA” or “that is so New York” or whatevs.  But we totally say things like that around here.

Here are a few things that are notoriously Colorado: the weather is wildly unpredictable.  It changes dramatically from moment to moment.  We get less snow than the rest of the country assumes, and Western Colorado is mainly desert, so it gets hot as frick here in the summer.  Also, we are a healthy bunch.  We have the lowest percentage of obese people in the United States, and the most active.  Likely because our backyard is literally a playground.  Within a 20 minute drive I can be in a National Park with hundreds of trails and nationally acclaimed sights, or a huge amount of BLM and Forest Service land that is perfect for hiking, camping, fishing, exploring, four wheeling, skiing, snowboarding....mostly whatever you want.  

So on to my quaint little town.  Actually it’s a pretty big town.  It is a mashup of a few towns, so in totally I think our valley has about 100,000 peeps.  We are incredibly close to the gas field, so we have tons of riggers, rough necks, and tough guys.  Gas money is major money, so our economy is pretty unstable, because in down economies the field comes to a halt.  Housing isn’t outrageous compared to some places, but it is pretty stinkin high for cities that are comparable to our size.  

Our economy tends to breed meth addicts.  We have a pretty major problem, although I am happy to report it seems to be on the downslide.  Our homeless population is also pretty high.  We have a state college that is on it’s way to becoming a university, and has an amazing nursing program.  

Grand Junction has an incredibly small town mentality.  The crime rate is higher than anyone is willing to acknowledge, the news is often filled with mundane stories, and in general people are nice, but our murders often make national news (ie Paige Birgfeld or Alan Helmick, both personal acquaintances of mine).  It is a very conservative Republican town.  You can see an anti-Obama sticker on nearly every car, and you will be very hardpressed to find friends that aren’t super religious, at least on Sundays.  We are only a few miles from Utah, so we also have a high Mormon population.  There is literally a church on nearly every corner, and the other corners house liquor stores.  

We even have our own curse.  It is well known that if you live here and move away, which everyone wants to do, you will move back if you don’t take a jar of dirt from the desert.  And guess what?  Even if you do take dirt, you will move back.  Grand Junction is often named one of the top relocation spots in the country.  

It is strange, beautiful, small and large, and comfortable.  We have everything you could want, people party, people pray, and often within the same 24 hours.  As many people are on social media as are not.  There are still people that don’t text, and lots of people that don’t support gay rights, but there are plenty of people that smoke, and everyone hunts.  EVERYONE, I’m not even joking.  

Oh yeah, and we grow peaches.  Huge, amazing, nationally-shipped peaches.  Palisade peaches - google them.  And about an hour away is Olathe, and they grow nationally-shipped sweet corn.  Another pretty big deal.  A large amount of farming also means a large amount of Mexican immigrants.  They keep our town running doing the jobs we are unwilling to do, like the super sucky job of picking peaches....but the locals here hate Mexicans, and love Mexican food.  Meh, what can you do, huh?

So that’s our town.  It’s amazing and redonkulous all at the same time.  If you meet someone from here, they will tell you how much they hate it while being fiercely protective at the same time.  But if you ever have the chance to come through, do.  It really is gorgeous.  Don’t believe me?  These are the mountains that make up our valley.

Shoot me a tweet and let me know your thoughts on my little town: @JenSquard

Friday
Jan142011

#ProjectThreeSixFive: Day 14

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

So overall this was a pretty good day.  I booked another wedding (yay team Jen!), got a some stuff accomplished, and didn't beat my kids even once.  Pretty impressive considering the ages they are.  Plus...baby feet.  They make everything better.

Check out my other stuff at jenswedhinphotography.com

Friday
Jan142011

#NewsFlash: Social Networking is Popular.

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Look what just got tweeted out (and a big thanks to whomever sent this out, I can't seem to find the original tweet now...):

Love this.  It really put the impact of social media into perspective on an international scale.  There are a couple of things that surprise me about this, though: Eminem on the top ten?  Way to go, buddy!  And Facebook on the top facebook like pages?  Um...come on, people.  You are already on Facebook, we know you like it. 

What really surprised me is the American statistics.  There are really that many Americans without access to the internet?  That is nutso buttso and makes me sad.  I thought the percentage of American's using social media was low, too, but it actually doesn't surprise me.  There are so many backwards thinking people that equate social media with stalking, lost jobs, ruined marriages, drama, and fake friendships.  *sigh*  There is just no helping some people.

Check out TestKing to see the original article in it's entirety. 

And find me on Twitter - I won't stalk you...much. @JenSquard