#WTF: About this weekend ... Can I get a rundown?

#nowplaying: Lykke Li - Get Some

One would think at this point unexpectedly weird weekends would have a level of expectedness to them ... but oh no. Life is awesome like that, hahaha!!! When you think you know, you have no idea. HOLLLAAAAAA!!!

Alrite - started off on Friday. First up, got these SUPPPPEERRRRR cute feathers put in my hair. These things are rad, and I'm going to do an entire post on said radness tomorrow. Cause seriously, they're gonna be a trend. I can feel it ... it's completing me in a way that I didn't know I needed completing. Crazy awesome when that happens, and is pretty rare. These things are totally happening, and require an entire post.

THENNNNNNNN ... I took my newly feathered self to kick it with @DustyCPollyD. Polly got her new spirithood ... haha looky looky what she got ...

Dude, she is such a nasty rabbit. HAHAHAAHA!! OMGGGGGG and she totes busts out with The Creep on dudes but with a spirithood on, it takes it to a whole new level. WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!!! HAHAHA

We roll into the Roxy and the party was JUMPIIINN!!! The roof was on fire.

No. Literally. The roof was on FIRE!

Didn't really ever figure out what happened, or why but we were just happy to make some new friends!! 

MMMMMMMM FIIIRRREEEEEFIGGGHHHTTERRRSSSSSS!!!

Such. Nice. Hoses.

#drool

Dude, totally bumped into @likesgoyboys and @absolute420jen OH ANDDDD my friend James who bought me a sandwich one time in San Fran! Seriously ... super nice human being. Thanks for the nom noms! 

Polly and I had some serious heart to hearts about life and boys ... but mostly boys. Dipped into an after hours for .25 seconds then peaced in the middle east. Seriously, we were two of the most fabulous people walking down Sunset (imho) ... hahahahaha!!

Then, I spent the night at her place ... especially since like, I thought I was meeting a boy out, and who knows where that would have ended up. I was emotionally unprepared to go back to the apartment. I kept my composure, I was a cool lil' cucumber ... but I was also just so blah. Plus dude, Polly has a California King sized bed. I can roll over in that thing 3 times and not know she is there. It kinda makes my life - not gonna lie.  I will always look for an excuse to crash there, hahaha!!! 

THENNNNNNNNNN ... last night, I went to this producer's birthday/ art showing gallery thing in Beverly Hills. 

Me and Beverly Hills do not mesh - like at all. I am a hustler, not a hob nobber. I don't "do" polite conversation. People go to parties like these to talk about themselves, versus actually wanting to interact with other people. I am a social creature just by nature, but parties like this miff my muffin.

I was a model for years and years and years and years. I've been fascinated in talking to agents about the social media revolution since it squashed print advertising - where the hell are the cover models gonna go if the covers are gone? 

I was asking him a bunch of questions about his agency, and twitter, and personal brands. The dude looked at me like I had 6 heads. No literally. Like I sprung each one right there.

I was like, well as an agent why don't you bring in a social media person to help build these model's personal brands and then take a percentage off of that since the emphasis on personal brands has never been greater. He then told me about this one deal he had where he got X from X and doesn't need any of that. I said, yeah but dude, that was ONE deal - this is the future. How can you ignore something like this?

FTR, I am partially socially awkward at parties. I can't not talk about what is happening in life right now. It's too amazing of a time to be alive, so I don't care who you are ... I am going to ask a shit ton of questions about whatever it is that you do, so I can understand and potentially help peeps out.

He didn't care. I half expected him to start busting out with this song ...

That dude did not like me. At all. He's like is that your natural hair color? Are those REALLY your eyes? Your teeth - they are so white and straight ... how long were you in braces. Oh, and your spirithood is dirty. I just laughed, man. It's not my intention to bruise someone's ego, I'm just naturally inquisitive and passionate.

THENNNNNNN the smallest human being I have ever seen height-wise walked by. Dude, it was Cheri Oteri! 

I LOOOVVEEE CHERI OTERI!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! 

Like seriously? That happened ... 

Well, maybe not quite. I kept it cool ... she's a fiery lil thang! Whoop! Whoop! 

Dude, it was such a weird party - but I was happy to have met like the COOLEST CHICK EVERRRRR!

@catielafoon

SUPPPERRRRRRR smart girl. Like really really really smart. Girl is like WOOAH!!

Interesting evening to top off a very interesting weekend. Stoked to have some new twitter buds and Facebook friends - outside of that ... meh! Good shizzy shiznet coming up this week though. Meeting with the TV duderino at CAA on Wednesday for the pilot. Needless to say, I spent the entire day sleeping just so my body could catch up a bit. CRAAZYYYYY!!!! 

Stay tuned. Lots coming up ... and um yeah. If I haven't told you this yet today, you make my life. Thanks for being here. Can we make out?

#kthxbye

Fun with #OkCupid: The shoe is on the other foot ...

Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...

1. Who says I wear panties?

2. Who says I'm not the one going after them?

HAHAHA! Dude, this is the second email I've gotten today "warning" me that guys on OKC are just looking for sex. I have actually found the exact opposite; the majority of them are legitimately looking for a relationship. I, on the other hand, am looking to get laid. Actually, I'm half serious on that. I can't just have sex with just anyone, because I can't have an orgasm with just anyone. I won't have sex if I can't have an orgasm. I'm pretty black and white on that fact. Racking up sex partners is not only lame, but just not my style. I've had my sexual ego gratified spank you very much.

Give it to me baby ... uh huh ... uh huh!

#OhYeah

A Nerd Reviews the #FleshLight

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @SaintPepsi

It seems an unspoken rule that women are allowed to have sex toys. We don't talk about it. We don't mention it in groups, but no one is ever that shocked to find out that a girl has a vibrator. Maybe it's because the sexual imagery or porn have made it easy to think of a girl and a vibrator.

Four years ago I didn't even know they had male sex toys. It wasn't until I caught a few episodes of Kevin Smith's www.smodcast.com and the DVD's they did with him called An evening with Kevin Smith. He started talking about how it was such an amazing experience. In my head I thought but he's married- turns out his wife was totally on board because he was a morning boner and she liked to sleep; the sex toy fulfilled a carnel morning desire.

It was a toy called the Fleshlight and ever since Kevin Smith bought it, he said it was worth every penny. Always skeptical I did my own research. Going to their site www.fleshlight.com, you quickly realize it's the #1 selling sex toy for men on the market. Its use of a patented real skin material make the pocket pussy feel like a real vagina. Still at this point just speculation. They had all sorts of different ways you could customize your man sleeve. With 3 obvious and different orifices you can buy, those being the ass, vagina, and mouth. Depending on just what you wanted from your purchase you can also get the insides changed up with different textures. Bumps, ribbed, waves and many other unique patterns designed to get you off faster than you do when the boss says you can clock out. The whole aperture is about 10 inches tall. This doesn't mean you need a 10 in donger to use it. It's mainly suited for an average sized man to fill respectably. The bottom length the last 4 or 5 inches is used to create a kind of vacuum effect. Holding you manhood in as you try and pull it out. At the base of the fleshlights case is a turnable piece of plastic. You can loosen it or tighten it. The looser it is the more air gets in allowing for less of a vacuum feel. Twist it as tight as you can and the pressure becomes insurmountable. Add a bit of water based lube on the opening and you have yourself a good time.

So story as old as time I asked for one of these for Christmas 3 years in a row. I never really expected anyone to get me one but wouldn't it be comical if they did. Was just this last Christmas when I wanted to give back to my roommate for all his kindness and gift giving. He gets me pretty rad stuff for Christmas and Birthdays. So I got him one of those legit FX lightsabers. A pretty penny I know but well worth his friendship. He wasn't about to let my kindness go unmatched and set out to get me a gift he knew I wanted. Yes folks my roommate whom I am very proud of took me to a sex shop and had me pick out my very own fleshlight. There are many off brands but fleshlight was the only one that had that rare for real feel. So we got the thing and I brought it home.

The fleshlight was pretty big I remember thinking and he got me one based off a real pornstars girly bits. It had a list of things you had to do to prep the little bugger. Soak in warm water to mock body temp, apply lube to whole insert and repeat. So I gave it a go. It didn't feel like the real thing. Obviously nothing can match the dark secrets that lay between a lady's legs. However this did grant you about as close as you could come without having the real thing. Cleaning it can be slightly awkward but nearly as awkward as drying it as sometimes company will use your bathroom and finding an unsheathed pocket pussy is hardly proper dinner conversation. I will attest that yes it's worth trying and keeping. It helps build stamina in the real bed. It grants you a sweeter release than you hand could have ever hoped to achieve. If you are a single man and have no means for copulation then by all means spind a few dollars and whisk yourself away to a fevered land of awesome ecstasy. If not keep tugging away with your tired and over used hand.



#nerdsunite

#Study: Men Fake Orgasms, Too

Just came across this article online, and dude totally agree!!! I have a whole handful of my guy friends that I know this happens to. I am of the firm belief it has something to do with a sexual trauma in their past, and not much to do with the chica or chico. Here read on!

Per Fox Health: Women aren't the only ones who feign pleasure in bed, according to a new study. Men fake orgasm, too.

In a study of more than 200 college students, 25 percent of men and half of the women reported that they'd acted out an orgasm during sexual activity. The biggest motivation to fake it? Wanting sex to end without the awkwardness of hurting their partner's feelings.

The research is published in the November issue of the Journal of Sex Research.

Acting out orgasms
Studies have consistently shown that between half and two-thirds of women have faked orgasm at some point. But because it's tougher for men to fake ejaculation than it is for women to fake a few moans, few researchers had looked at men's rates of artificial orgasm.

The new study, carried out by psychologists at the University of Kansas, asked 180 college-age men and 101 college-age women questions about their sexual histories. Each participant was asked whether they had ever pretended to have an orgasm. To catch those who might be ashamed to admit their deceit, the participants were also asked whether they'd "done something similar" to pretending to orgasm.

Almost 100 percent of those surveyed had experienced some sort of partnered sexual stimulation, whether manual or oral. Just under 70 percent of the women and 85 percent of the men reported penile-vaginal intercourse.

Intercourse turned out to be a major predictor of whether someone had faked it. About 10 percent of men and 19 percent of women who'd had sexual encounters but not intercourse had faked orgasms, compared with 28 percent of men and 67 percent of women who'd had penile-vaginal intercourse. Pretenders tended to be more sexually experienced, and were more likely to have had an orgasm at some point, either through masturbation or intercourse.

Penile-vaginal intercourse was also the most likely type of sex to trigger orgasmic acting. Of those who specified the type of sex during which they faked an orgasm, 86 percent of men and 82 percent of women reported intercourse.

The reason may be that people expect orgasm during intercourse, the authors wrote. Several men in the study reported faking an orgasm because they had no other way to end a sexual encounter without awkwardness.

Why fake?
For men, the most common reasons for faking it were that orgasm was unlikely or taking too long and that they wanted sex to end. Four-fifths of women reported they faked it to avoid negative consequences, like hurting their partner's feelings. Half of men reported the same motivation.

The participants who faked shared a common sexual "script," the authors wrote, in which both genders feel pressure to orgasm during intercourse, with the woman orgasming first. In some cases, people are so wedded to this script they pass up the chance to orgasm for real in order to fake orgasm at the "right" time. The study found that 20 percent of the women pretended to orgasm because their partner seemed about to.

"Some of the women wrote that they actually could have orgasmed, but they chose a pretend orgasm in the right sequence — before or during the man's orgasm — rather than an actual orgasm in the wrong sequence," the authors wrote.

These sexual scripts put undue pressure on both genders, said Carol Ellison, the author of "Women's Sexualities: Generations of Women Share Intimate Secrets of Sexual Self-Acceptance" (New Harbinger, 2000).

"When sex is a performance, and when sex has performance goals — erection, intercourse, orgasms — it's problematic," Ellison, who was not involved in the research, told LiveScience. Ellison argues that sexual success should be redefined as anything that makes you feel good about yourself, good about your partner and as something that enhances your relationship.

"If you change the goal of sex to creating mutual pleasure and finding all the different ways to create pleasure... you'll learn a lot more about sexual responsiveness," she said. "Sex will be a whole different experience."

Personally speaking, sex is incredibly incredibly incredibly important to me. As stated previously, I am a horny bitch. I LOOVEEEEE what I do all day everyday in running this site. That has other physical side effects *wink wink.* I could not be with a guy that couldn't climax during sex, because I can, and that's something very special that you can share. It's the true definition of intimacy; allowing yourself to be that emotionally vulnerable, its incredible - such a rush. Just too special for me to not be able to share with someone. So yeah! Either way, if this has happened to you before, don't sweat it man! You're totally not alone.

#NerdsUnite