Weird Al Says: WTF?!
Mario, from Super Mario, was originally named “Jumpman”, although his name was later changed to honor Nintendo of America’s landlord, Mario Segali
This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Mario, from Super Mario, was originally named “Jumpman”, although his name was later changed to honor Nintendo of America’s landlord, Mario Segali
This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

He is able who thinks he is able.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.
Meet Annie ...

This hottie and I had math class back in the day, and man oh man ... did the boys at our high school ever want to Pythagorean her theorem. mmmmmm Hey, Annie - if x represents hotness and y represents you, would the two spontaneously combust upon intersecting?
Meet Annie and other hot nerds here:

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
This has been a moment of ... WTF?!