Good men and bad men differ radically. Bad men never appreciate kindness shown them, but wise men appreciate and are grateful. Wise men try to express their appreciation and gratitude by some return of kindness, not only to their benefactor, but to everyone else.
Oh yeah and when Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
On Dec. 17, 1997, an episode of "Pokemon" was aired on Japanese television that induced seizures in hundreds of people throughout the country of Japan. The ages of those affected ranged from 3 to 58 years old. Ironically, the TV news reports played the perpetrating scene excerpt of flashing red lights, causing even more people to be afflicted with epileptic-type symptoms, in case they had missed the first one.
This has been a moment of ... WTF?!
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
Oh yeah and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Hey I'm looking for a treasure, can I look around your chest?
Monday, February 1, 2010 at 7:25PM