Weird Al says: WTF!?

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.

Oh yeah and Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Pick Up Line O' el Dia

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

Live your life everyday doing what makes you happy. Don't waste your life living other people's version of happily ever after. You only get one Once Upon A Time, and before you know it, you've reached The End.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Pick up Line O' el Dia

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.