Thursday
Dec092010
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Thursday, December 9, 2010 at 11:40PM
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Tuesday
Dec072010
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
Sunday
Dec052010
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Only from the heart can you touch the sky.
Oh yeah and contrary to popular beliefs America is not a democracy ... its a Chucktatorship.
Friday
Dec032010
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Be like a sponge when it comes to each new experience. If you want to be able to express it well, you must first be able to absorb it well.
Oh yeah and instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.
Tuesday
Nov302010
Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
The more you prepare, the luckier you appear.
Oh yeah and the easiest way to determine Chuck Norris’ age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
