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Monday
Nov152010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

We have to understand that the world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation.
The hand is more important than the eye... The hand is the cutting edge of the mind.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

Friday
Nov122010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes.

Oh yeah and whoever said ‘only the good die young’ was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class.

Wednesday
Nov102010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

Although fate presents the circumstances, how you react depends on your character.

Oh and the show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Sunday
Nov072010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

 

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.

 

Thursday
Oct212010

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...



Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

Oh yeah and when Arnold says the line ‘I’ll be back’ in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.