Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
Oh yeah and even a broken clock is right twice a day unless Chuck Norris breaks it - then it's wrong no matter what time it is.
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity.
Oh yeah and even a broken clock is right twice a day unless Chuck Norris breaks it - then it's wrong no matter what time it is.
Woah. Woah. Woah! Hold the phone. Two birthdays?? Wait, TWO birthdays??? How is this possible? First, step right on up Mr. Nathan!
IIIIIIIII think you're pretty groovy in a far out and happenin kinda way.
Wait, language setting on 70's jive.
Whew, that was close - k ... back to white-bred ebonics ...
For izzles Nathan! I superly duperly uperly appreciate you homedog, and all your help and support round these parts so I uh, got a little somethin for you.
HAHAHAAH!!! Have an AWESOME birthday el duderino!
... and I can't believe you share it with the one, the only, UNKIE CHUCK NORRIS!
He must really friggen like you if he allowed you to be born on his day, in his 71st year of existence.
Did you know there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris is so sneaky, he throws himself surprise parties.
It's not where you're from; it's where you're going. It's not what you drive; it's what drives you. It's not what's on you; it's what's in you. It's not what you think; it's what you know.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't die, he multiplies.
We must remember that one determined person can make a significant difference, and that a small group of determined people can change the course of history.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.