Don't seek the truth. Just drop your opinions of it.
Oh yeah and once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
I have discovered that all of mans unhappiness derives from only one source, not being able to sit quietly in a room.
Oh yeah and crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Those who know don't tell and those who tell don't know.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Great Faith.
Great Doubt.
Great Effort. – The three qualities necessary for training.
Oh yeah and a blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
If you understand, things are just as they are;
if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Monday, December 28, 2009 at 12:59AM