Do not mistake understanding for realization, and do not mistake realization for liberation.
Oh yeah and Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
If you really want to get to know someone, just take a look at their friends.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
If you want others to be happy ... practice compassion. If you want to be happy ... practice compassion.
Oh yeah and they once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.
I don’t live in either my past or my future. I’m interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you’ll be a happy man. Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we’re living now.*
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
*The above quote was taken from The Alchemist ... and no, not the joke about 2001: A Space Odyssey ...
There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.
Oh yeah and Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 12:40AM