It takes a wise man to learn from his mistakes, but an even wiser man to learn from others.
Oh yeah and although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Oh yeah and Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Before enlightenment: Chop wood, carry water. After enlightment: Chop wood, carry water.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.
Oh yeah and one time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 at 7:14AM