Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.
Oh yeah and there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Randombling: A 5 minute long unedited stream of conciousness produced by a nerd for nerds
#nowplaying: Justice - Genisis
So it's rare when you get your picture randomly drawn. Weirder still to have it then drawn on a cake. Even more weird to have that picture of you be naked and for a guys birthday cake.
Back story a year or so ago I drew myself naked and just out of the shower pulling hair out of my ass. When you have really long hair sometimes it gets stuck in weird places. Currently my hair gets stuck in my armpits. I know it's really annoying. Anyway that's where this picture came from.
So now a year or so later I get a tweet from my friend @glitchritual saying he ate my dick and that I'm officially famous. I click the link and see this.
So yeah that previous comment made sense. Now why he or a friend of his made me into a cake I really have no idea. I do think that's pretty dog damn awesome that I'm naked in icing. I mean I'd eat me ;).
If you want to see some of @glitchritual amazing art work click the --> link
Tell Jordan how much you LOOVEED his article on twitter here.
30 years ago today, my parents got married. Yep, thirty. Translation: My brother and I are products from my father's first marriage.
I don't really have enough words to describe how much I love my parents, they're both amazing people in their own right. My mom is quite possibly one of the kindest people on the planet, and dude, she even took my dog in when I became homeless so I wouldn't have to give the little buggar away. And my dad is like Buddha. He just is, and does what he wants - when he wants to do it. He makes no apologies about it. He was a lot of the inspiration on this site actually, especially the Unapologetically Awesome tour.
I appreciate my parents more than they will ever know, and frankly, money has been so scarce (yay bartering social media, nay for being able to get your family gifts), I couldn't even buy them anything for this epic event.
My parents taught me to be me, through and through. I don't think even at the time, they understood just HOW far I would take it ... but I just wanted them to know, it is working. You don't have to understand right now all the stuff that I am doing ... but just know, if it weren't for you guys - I wouldn't even be close to where I am today. Thank you.
... here's a vid I made for my dad for his 50th. Prepare the waterworks ...
SOOO!!! We're about to celebrate our 1 year anniversary. So, so, SOOO excited!!! Dude, one year of nerdy talkin, FOR REALSSSSS???!!!! In honor of that epic age-agage, we're going to be hosting a super bitchin bash at the world famous West Hollywood Halloween Parade here in LA. Like for reals, livestreaming with 250,000 of my closest friends?? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!
We'll be posting the links on our Ustream channel, posting twitpics under the official TNTML hashtag: #NerdsUnite, annnnndddddd, if you want to hang out IRL, you can come down to The Palms bar. Not "The Palm," as I made that mistake when I went to check out the venue for the first time .... but the Palms, by La Cienega and Santa Monica, south side of the street. I'll be posting more on this as we get closer to the next week, but so effin excited.
OH OH OH and DUDEE!! Going to be livestreaming from the Playboy Mansion at their Halloween party the night before. I'm going to go as "Hef's ex gf" and be a homeless bunny. Kink out the hair, rock a bandeau and some sort of booty-ness with cardboard over it. HAHAHAHA!! One word ... #epic
Either way, stay tuned. October is going to be a good month for TNTML!! W00t! W00t! =)
SOOO!!! I was just on #ControlTV! Thank you all sooooo much for watching and engaging, so glad that my phone eventually got service! Darn you Verizon!!! *shakes fist* You guys were priceless. I'm going to do a post on this a bit later on my experience, but I was in that loft for 2 hours today, garnered 50 more followers - and read the tweets. Think this shit doesn't work?
UH HUHHH!! And OOHHH YEAAHHHHHH!!!
Monday, October 18, 2010 at 12:45AM