Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

The tongue is but three inches long, yet it can kill a man six feet high

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he just holds air hostage. 

Weird Al Says: WTF?!

An airplane mechanic invented the Slinky while he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use for the springs. 

This has been a moment of ... WTF?! 

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

(Lick finger and wipe it on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Weird Al Says: WTF?!

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?! 

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly. 

Oh yeah and little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.