Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

Let go over a cliff, die completely, and then come back to life - after that you cannot be deceived.

Oh yeah and some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Pick Up Line O' El Dia

You must be a General because my privates are at attention.

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

People may use huge words to try to show off their intelligence, but the person who can touch another person's heart with simple truth, who states truth as it is, is much more intelligent.

Oh yeah and when an episode of Walker Texas Ranger aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Weird Al Says: WTF?!

Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Pick Up Line O'El Dia

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?