Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?
Meet Maryanne ...
She's a lover of the original Karate Kid, and has had oreos filled with toothpaste sent to her twice (twice, REALLY?!). Her name may be difficult to pronounce, so we'll let her hotness do all the talking. Rawwrrrrrr!
Meet Maryanne and other hot nerds here:
Jennifer Love Hewitt sent Matt Damon an inflatable bed because she read he didn't feel like he has a bed of his own. She never heard back and now, he "looks at me a little weird."
This has been a moment of ... WTF?!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 5:24AM