Weird Al says: WTF!?

In June 1974 the mystery of Jack Nicholson's birth came to light. Jack's "sister" June was in fact Jack's mother. Jack, born on 22 April 1937, had been the illegitimate child of 17-year-old June Nicholson. Nicholson had spent his life up to age 37 assuming that his biological mother, June, was his sister, and that his maternal grandmother, Ethel May, was his mother. Even on their deathbeds, neither June nor Ethel May had offered up the truth.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Fan submitted: Pick up line o'el dia

HAHA!! This was too genius to ignore.
Thanks to #TalkNerdyToMeLover reader Steve Nelson for this gem.

“Before you worked here, were you an ass scientist? Because your ass blah, blah, blah, you get the point.”
- Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

HAHAHA!! I loves me some 30 Rock and nerd talk. Yummmmmm

Thanks Steve!

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.

Oh yeah and contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Pick up Line O' el Dia

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m around you.

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Pick up Line O' el Dia

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.