Weird Al says: WTF!?

Van Halen's standard concert contract called for them to be provided with a bowl of M&Ms backstage, but with provision that all the brown candies must be removed. The presence of even a single brown M&M in that bowl, was sufficient legal cause for Van Halen to peremptorily cancel a scheduled appearance without advance notice. The legendary "no brown M&Ms" contract clause was indeed real, but the purported motivation for it was not. The M&Ms provision was included in Van Halen's contracts not as an act of caprice, but because it served a practical purpose: to provide an easy way of determining whether the technical specifications of the contract had been thoroughly read (and complied with).

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

Teachers open the door... You enter by yourself.
Oh yeah and Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Pick up Line O' el Dia

Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.

They're Talking Nerdy Baby!

Just received this amazing email from #TalkNerdyToMeLover Jamey Smith.

We appreciate you Jamey!

#NerdsUnite

Weird Al says: WTF!?

The antibacterial components of antibacterial soaps (usually triclosan or, less commonly, triclocarbon) needs to be left on a surface for about two minutes in order to work. Most people are not this patient, and end up washing off the soap before the antibacterial ingredients can do their job.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!