Looky looky the email I just got back on OKC ...
HAHA dude, you can't say you didn't want to pop up on my site and not expect to be on there.
COMMMMEEEE ONNNN!! How could I not post this?!
Mwahahahahahahaha!!
Oh my oh my oh my .... looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...
Are you kidding me?? THEY HAVE FREE COFFEE AT THE POLICE STATION?!?! Done and done!!! Epic find!
hahah this guys profile absolutely cracks me up. Here's his self summary:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Omg high-larious. He's actually pretty cute. Lots of pics with random celebs which is a definite red flag in my eyes - but we'll see! I will DEFINITELY take him up on free coffee at the police station since I'm sure they have those non dairy creamers to go along with it.
Wanna date me? Click here to send me a message on OKCupid!
Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...
HOW MANY TYPOS IS THAT???
I'm far from perfect ... frankly if you look hard enough at any of the posts on this blessed little website, I'm SURE you can find a few ... but for real, this was ONE sentence. FOURTEEN words ... you error rate was ONE IN SEVEN!!!! Are you kidding me? Dude, you even had an extra space between the last word and the period. OMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG no. This is not happening. Ever.
Wow ... earlier tonight I got an IM on OKC saying, "hey wanna see a pic of my face."
Upon looking at this dude's avatar - didn't even need to click on the damn thing ... I flat out said no, and thought nothing more about it.
Then I started a one person dance party rockin out to "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol, in the living room (not kidding either, it was awesome!! i will take exercise in any form I can get it!) - came back to the computer and saw this ...
No long term match? Dude - you didn't even fill out the personality profile. What?!?!
you could do ME in two hours? Oh hell no. let me rephrase OH HELL TO THE FUCK NO. I would never let you near any of my awesome lady bit.
What is this craigslist?? Way to take a totally kosher medium and get all creeper about it. Oh yes, I've never seen abs before ... oh baby, that's making me so juicy. ugh so tragic to think that this has quite possibly worked on a female prior. No game sir, no game. I weep ... I weep.
Get over it, man. Life's too short. Go, have fun ... live a little - and keep it real.
PS. only sunday through thursday? are you reserved on the weekends?? i feel like there's a story there ... that might be the only thing you have goin for ya there dude. might as well milk it.
Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...
Nerds are a product of a genetic predisposition.
Geeks are raised.
To be a dork is to be blissfully unaware, and otherwise relatively ignorant.
Nerds can be dorks but a dork biologically can never cross over and be a nerd.
That's like trying to turn Japanese, it just doesn't happen.
And a dweeb is a novice dork.
I was born a nerd, I will die a nerd. I may geek out from time to time, and certainly have my dorky moments ... but I bleed nerd.
Click here to send me a message on OKC. Just do me a favor - don't be this dude. yaawwwwnnnnnnn
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 at 2:55PM