Fun with #OkCupid: What a douche!

looky looky the conversation I just had on OKCupid ... 

This is the actual very first piece of hate mail I have ever received on OKC. Don't get me wrong ... after I post on a guy, he'll send me something snarky - or man you're such a bitch. No I'm not ... I just keep it real. I kid you not when I say that LITERALLY every email I get, guys say what I do is pretty cool and pretty smart. 

This is more of a standard response that I receive: 

Dude, some people just can't hang. Be well my non-nerdy friend. Open your mind a little, not asking for the world to dig what I do, but just to stay outta my way from doing it. Peace in the middle east.

#xoxo 

Date #2 with Bachelor #DontRemindMe

I'm currently getting ready for date number two with bachelor number, please for the love of all things holy don't remind me.

Rockin my NKOTB original concert tee circa 1992 from Buffalo Exchange, boyfriend jeans, and my holier than thou polka dotted tennis shoes.

He's cooking me dinner, and then we're headed out to see Black Swan. Which looks soooooooo good!! Was supposed to go to a screening of it last week at Fox. Was SUPER sad that I missed it ... but yay life for being so abundant.

I love it when a guy cooks me dinner. I can't cook ... at all. Well, I make mean desserts, and some pretty obscure shit ... but I grew up with a family of amazing cooks. I learned not to bother. Home cooked meals = fastest way to my heart. For reals ...

Super stoked. This dude is pretty chill. On the first date he was like - I had no idea what you do, and from the sounds of it, I really didn't want to know until we had the chance to talk about it. I get it ... I asked him out, the whole heart of everything that I do is weird to a lot of people ... but I jive with it.

I met this dude IRL; he's an anomaly. I interact with hundreds of people everyday in social media. What are the odds that I would meet someone off the grid? Kinda rad ... but either way, I find myself in a unique position now to be able to test out some theories on dating. HAHA! Poor soul, hopefully he'll survive.

Can't wait to find out either way ...

PS. My chapstick tonight is from Univision. It's acai berry and literally the most disgusting thing I have ever tried. It tastes almost like it should be chocolate, but some marketing person said acai berry is good for weight loss so chicks will buy into it faster ...  *smf* damn you Univision!!!

Fun with #OkCupid: You're a virgin???

Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...

He said his name after that. Short. Sweet. Straight to the point. Awesome ...

I then clicked on his profile, and this is what it said ...

Alrite. This can't be real. This guy is literally, hands down, without a SHADOW of a doubt, the hottest piece of anything I have seen on OKC. He's Italian, Irish and Cherokee ... that just adds up to part Antonio Sabato Jr. part, good lord did it hurt when you fell from Heaven. I don't know what to do.

He didn't fill out the personality portion, as I am sure he is just getting a lot of click aways based on the whole, I don't have sex thing ... but come on! If you can't rock my world physically, what do you have going on in your noggin, man!

It just got me thinking, could I ever date a virgin? Me ... @JenFriel. The horniest of nerds that I have ever met?! I eat men alive, and enjoy every minute of it. But wait, what does he call sex? Is this a Bill Clinton type thing? I'm so confused I don't know where to begin.

This could be a super rad experiment to see how long I could go if I were to date someone that wanted to wait. But knowing me, and knowing just how horny I am in general ... haha! I'd give it 2 dates. 3 at the most before I lose interest and place him in the friend category. I don't get it! Sex enhances love, it doesn't blind it! I've taken a few virginities in my lifetime, but I don't think I'm prepared to do that with someone who is my age. That just adds a whole new layer to things.

Is it weird too that I'm just wondering if this is all some trick? This guy is retarded hot. Almost too hot. Like literally, I would have his babies right now just to have the seed of an adonis running amuck. Totally not kidding. 

How hard could one date be? I think I'm gonna email him back ... wish me luck!!

PS. When sex is over what do you do? Take a nap and have some more ... duh

Fun with #OkCupid: He Talked Nerdy To Me

DUDE!!! I am ALWAYYYSSS on OkCupid chat on Sunday nights. Think about it, the after dinner pre-bed time, time on Sunday is ALWAYS spent online. I just have to maximize my presence on said social networks to enable TNTML to be seen. Oh yes ... It's sneaky ... but oh yes! It TOTALLY works!!! bwahaha!

#EvilLaugh

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Fun with #OkCupid: In 3,925 posts - I've never been asked this

Wow. No one's ever asked me that before ... but, no. I think it would be absolutely impossible for my mind to go blank. My brain literally moves a mile a minute - and I studied improv. So if I can't think of something, I'm pretty good at making things up on the spot. 

Like right now ... I'm thinking that I'm going to grab the 26 toed cat that I live with and strap a rickshaw on him, and see how far he goes just for shits and giggles.That would be fun. I'm pretty twisted. This brain, just won't stop.

And ballsy? Thanks man. But has less to do with that and more to do with the fact that the truth will set you free. Honesty is my only policy. I'm just also a marketer ... so in social media, those two go together like ham and pickles!!!

Thanks a heap though for the email. For reals. Gotta step up my game, a lot of the emails I've been getting over the last few days were pretty lame-o de-nado.

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