Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

Find value in what you do. It will come easily and naturally to you, but don't fight it. We're conditioned to think that life isn't rewarding unless it's hard. Time for a software update.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

They're talking nerdy baby!

My mama told me that the time to worry is when people stop talking about you.

Pick up Line O' el Dia

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

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She reads, has a Blackberry and her boobs are well ... mighty. She's Tara Rose Avery and one hell of a hot nerd!!

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Pick Up Line O' el Dia

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.