Weird Al says: WTF!?

The Greek word "gymnasium" means "to exercise naked." In Ancient Greece, gymnasts wore no clothes.

This has been a moment of ... WTF?!

Pick up Line O' el Dia

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

They're talking nerdy baby!

Thanks to #TalkNerdyToMeLover reader @HarryLang for this one! We've gone mainstream!

Unkie Chuck Norris says ...

Do not mistake understanding for realization, and do not mistake realization for liberation.

Oh yeah and Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Pick up Line O' el Dia

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.