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Sunday
Dec122010

Fun with #OkCupid: My night with a virgin

Alrite, so I posted on this dude a little while back that I found absolutely fascinating. He's an incredibly incredibly incredibly attractive 26 year old virgin. We've been back and forth for a while, but tonight I finally got to sit down with him and ask him a few questions ... please note, I cut out part of his sn just due to the candid nature of the discussion. looky looky ...

 

Yep.  That just happened ...

Sunday
Dec122010

9 minutes of actual conversation on #okcupid

It's 3:20 am, and what an insightful night of intelligent conversation I am currently having with gentlemen on OkCupid. Here, have a look ...

 

This one was in reference to my last post ...

It is now 3:29. That was exactly 9 minutes of conversation happening on OKC.

That is why I love me some life!

Click here to send me a message on OKC.

You can't be as bad as these dudes ... or wait ... just shut it jen.

Saturday
Dec112010

#TrueStory: I once sang the national anthem with @Alec_Baldwin

LA is the greatest city in the world. Hands down! I love it here. You're exposed to the most insane set of circumstances if you just open your eyes, and open your mind.

That being said ... one of my first summers in LA, I went to a Dodgers game with my best friend at the time and her family. Only, we didn't have to suffer the summer sun in hot stadium seats ... oh no, we were in the dugout. Literally.

Dodger's Stadium has this super super super VIP section called the Dugout Club. My friend's dad is a really big deal in Hollyhood, so of course these were the tickets that he just happened to have.

I remember wandering around for a bit with my friend, as my hunger for curiosity is never appeased ... I don't ever get starstuck - ever ... but I have this crazy uncanny ability to recognize faces. It's a thing. If you were in a CBS made for TV movie in 1991, I will remember it. My brain processes things incredibly fast, and I just kinda go with it. That being said, I looked over - and saw a girl that looked exactly like Ireland Baldwin, Alec's daughter. (She had been in and out of the tabloids at the time, and whether you read them or not - you just couldn't escape at least knowing who this chick was.) I turned to my friend Cindy (name changed) and said dude, this chick totally looks like Ireland ... the words didn't escape my mouth before the national anthem was cued up; I turned back around and placed my hand on my heart, and looked up and saw Alec Baldwin. We were standing shoulder to shoulder both singing the national anthem. He was a lot taller than I expected.

He saw my face completely in shock, and smiled as we continued to sing the anthem. I clapped afterwards awkwardly thinking, is this really happening right now? Alec then went over to my friend's dad - and I tried to play it super cool even though my cover was clearly blown.

Cindy and I left and just grabbed our seats, which were INNCCREEDDIIBLLEEE!!!

 

Actual Photo

And there ya go! I once sang the national anthem with Alec Baldwin. Dude, I'm such a 30 Rock fan!! BAHHH!!!

#OnlyInLA

Thursday
Dec092010

#NaughtyMommy Happenings - Poison Control

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

So...I'm lifecasting.  Like for reals, it's happening.  And since my kids are basically the biggest part of my life (I literally just had to stop typing to go get the baby's legs unstuck from the crib, change a diaper, put a toddler down for a nap, get a book dropped on my foot, remind the preschooler to go potty before she pees on the floor and make a juice cup) I am going to start documenting my adventures with them.  Let me take a big drink of my rich chocolatey Ovaltine and we'll get started.

I have some really frickin funny kids.  Anika is crazy smart (she's 3 1/2), Tucker is big, quiet and funny (he is almost 2), and Cadence is all smiles all the time (she is 5 months).  I work from home so I am with them ALL THE GODDAMN TIME...basically I am considered a stay-at-home mom that works.  Luckily I am a damn good mom because they are really well behaved most of the time, and we don't have too many problems. 

That being said, they are still kids.  They destroy things in the blink of an eye.  I can't watch them every second of every day (I could try but we would all be completely insane after about 3 days), so sometimes it gets a little wild up in here.  Todays adventure: poison control.

This is my fourth time calling poison control (oh my god, right?), and luckily each time it has been a really mild thing that didn't affect them at all.  The first time Anika drank massage oil when she was 1.  Then she ate an old benedryl at 1 1/2.  Then she gobbled down some of my grandpa's potassium pills at 2 (she fought me for more even, what a freak).  This time is was Tucker.  Oh, Tucker, so dumb. 

We used to have hermit crabs, like forever ago.  For some dumbass reason we still have the concentrate that you use to make their drinking water safe for them.  Anika found it somewhere in the house today (I honestly have NO idea where it came from, I thought it had been thrown away), and I didn't think anything of it.  She put it down and I continued getting them ready for their day.  I heard Tucker yell "MINE" (not a big surprise since apparently everything in the entire state belongs to him), and when I looked at him he was coveting this little bottle of hermit crab water treatment.  I took it from him...and it was empty with the lid unscrewed.  Shit.  See, I'm one of those mom's that thinks their kid is completely incapable of doing something until they do it.  I didn't know he could open it, he's not even 2.  Dumb mom.  So I look at the label and of course it says not safe for humans, keep out of reach of children.  Like in BIG letters.  I checked out the ingredients and they look mostly harmless (I'm not just guessing, I am a trained scientist) except the magnesium chloride.  Not a good one. 

Meh.  Poison control people are soooo super nice, they really are.  It was in a low enough concentration that I just gave him milk and he was fine.  What a tard we both are.  I guess if he is going to drink potentially poisonous things on a regular basis it is a good thing that he is way bigger than he should be.  Aaaah, a day in my exciting life.  Try not to be too jealous.

Hear about more adventures on Twitter or FacebookAnd check out my album of asshole things my kids do to me!

Thursday
Dec092010

#SustainableRoots and the changes they cause

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

Back in 2004 I got an opportunity to travel to Ecuador with a group of people from my college to do some biological learnings and explorings.  I wanted to be a field biologist or researcher of some sort, so I jumped right on it.  I talked a friend of mine, Toni, into going with me, and we started about the incredibly hard job of raising money for ourselves.  It was going to be way expensive, because instead of staying for 17 days like everyone else, we decided to stay for the entire summer.  We each thought about waiting until the following summer instead of killing ourselves during the school year to raise the money, but we decided that if we waited, that money would disappear and it would never happen.  We worked crazy hard, begged, sold our stuff, and finally got the money we needed.  We did it as a team and kept each other motivated. 

Once we finally got there, it was all soooooo worth it!  The entire country is magical.  We started in the lowland jungles, took a crazy boat ride on a huge river, saw monkeys swinging from the trees, swung from vines ourself, and made ourselves sick from drinking too much delicious fruit juice.  From there we went back to the big city of Quito and did some salsa dancing and took in the culture.  We headed up into the Andes and went through a blizzard, then landed in a cloud forest.  This is a forest that is so high up on the mountain that it literally is sitting in the clouds.  From there we headed to my favorite place, Otavalo - a giant mountain market town.  The people there are indigenous and gorgeous.  And you can buy ANYTHING - some of the most beautiful art I have ever seen is right there on the street for a few bucks. We spent the remainder of the summer doing research on caterpillars and parasitoids in Cosanga, a tiny little town in the Andes (actually we were way up the hill at YanaYacu, but closest to Cosanga).  We would head down into town whenever we needed a good meal, and would then eat so much that we couldn't walk home (I'm sure the giant Pilsners didn't help). 

I found the people of Ecuador to be absolutely fascinating.  They were kind and intelligent, and in much need of a change.  There is political turmoil there off and on, and deforestation and the destruction of flora and fauna for profit is a major problem.  Tourists will buy framed sets of pinned butterflies, so they will catch and kill tons of them, which means bye bye butterfly species forever.  Its devastating to watch, but without funding and education, nothing will ever change.

I cried and cried when I left.  I went back the next year, but just as a vacation.  I haven't been back in the last five years, and I still cry everytime I think about it.  I miss it so very much, and am looking forward to the day that I can relocate my entire family there.  The magic of a place like Ecuador sinks into your soul and never lets go. 

Getting back on track, though, Toni has been able to go back every year since we left.  Not long ago she changed her perspective from that of a biologist to that of a anthropologist's.  She started her own non-profit organization and has headed down there again to teach English (which is the only way these kids can get ahead in life), build gardens, and teach the community about reforestations and sustainable agriculture.  The goal is that make them a self-sustaining group of people, so that cutting down trees for pasture is no longer a huge necessity.  She is doing amazing work, and raised a nice chunk of money before she left by having concerts, raffles and art auctions (my donated prints even sold!). 

I am so incredibly proud of her and the work she is doing.  I wish I could be there with her, but I know that if I hadn't gone with her the first time, it may not have ever happened.  It's the small things, I suppose.  Check otu her blog, her facebook page, and website.  It would not only mean a lot to me, but to the beautiful people of Ecuador. 

http://sustainablemobile.tumblr.com/

Here they are on Facebook

www.sustainable-roots.org

Twitter.com/rootsmobile